‘Smart’ Cars Anyone? Tesla app outage LOCKS drivers Out of Cars

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‘Smart’ Cars Anyone? Tesla app outage LOCKS drivers Out of Cars

September 24th, 2020

Awake Goy

A worldwide outage has hit Tesla’s app and website, leaving many drivers locked out of their own vehicles. Helpless customers vented their anger online while the system was down for several hours. Well you get what you deserve retards. Nobody should exchange a real physical lock for a virtual app. What’s next? Your fridge only opens its door through a phone app? If your internet goes down, you starve?? Seriously, people who are buying this stuff deserve everything they get. How could anyone normal in the head buy a car that cannot be controlled by him?

Here’s a scenario for you. Lets say your government wrongfully declares you a criminal despite you didn’t do anything wrong, such as a political dissident, like Joe Biden for example, lets say he turns into a big communist who starts hunting “evil nazi racist monsters” who supported Trump. So naturally, you would wanna FLEE, all the “authorities” have to do is to remotely disable your car and you ain’t going nowhere. Joe’s death squads are gonna come after you.

Or another scenario, lets say you’re in Mexico and you did something wrong like looking at a hot girl who was in fact the wife of some drug lord billionaire. Being well connected and all with the police, they could hack and disable your car, you ain’t going nowhere AGAIN! Smart cars are in fact really really DUMB cars. How could anyone normal up there in the brain, would even consider buying a “smart” car which opens doors through a God damn app, be connected to the internet, GPS and update its software… Guys! The phone you are holding now in your hand??? That’s not yours! It is yours at their mercy, you are only lending it as long as you are allowed. They can send a small little packet and disable it instantly:

The same thing they can do with your car. Today its yours, tomorrow its not. Right now this is not being abused, but the fact that they have this ability to simply disable your device remotely tells it all. What guarantee do you have that if an oppressive regime comes to power, it won’t disable the devices and CARS of the opposition for…. let’s say not attend protests or something?

Here’s the report from RT:

Hundreds of Tesla owners around the world reported having trouble logging into the automaker’s app and website on Wednesday.

Frustrated customers flocked to Downdetector, which tracks outages of online services in real time, lamenting about missed appointments and berating the Elon Musk-owned company for taking its time to resolve the issue.

Customers also took aim at Tesla for lacking any backup support that would spare owners the inconvenience of having to carry their physical key on them at any given time.

“Man I was supposed to snag my new m3 today! Cancelled! LAAAME. Time to invest in a working BCP plan tesla,” Kevin Taylor wrote.

“How can the most valuable car company in the world… not have the backup support for a problem like this?” another commenter asked, adding “This shouldn’t be down for more than an hour.”

Others went on to accuse Tesla, which is yet to comment on the issue, of leaving its customers in the dark about the global tech failure.

“I’m stranded as I don’t have the key card with me and need to enable driving with my phone. I cannot believe there is no announcement from tesla on what the time frame is we are looking at for them to be back online,” a disgruntled driver wrote.

Customers also took aim at Tesla for lacking any backup support that would spare owners the inconvenience of having to carry their physical key on them at any given time.

“Man I was supposed to snag my new m3 today! Cancelled! LAAAME. Time to invest in a working BCP plan tesla,” Kevin Taylor wrote.

“How can the most valuable car company in the world… not have the backup support for a problem like this?” another commenter asked, adding “This shouldn’t be down for more than an hour.”

Others went on to accuse Tesla, which is yet to comment on the issue, of leaving its customers in the dark about the global tech failure.

“I’m stranded as I don’t have the key card with me and need to enable driving with my phone. I cannot believe there is no announcement from tesla on what the time frame is we are looking at for them to be back online,” a disgruntled driver wrote.

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