Posts Tagged ‘rohan’

Rohan Criticized For Crossing State Lines To Defend Minas Tirith

PELENNOR FIELDS—King Theoden and his accomplices in Rohan are facing possible murder charges, the cavalry being under intense scrutiny for crossing state lines before defending their neighbor to the south. “They crossed state lines to get here—and do they even have a permit for those spears?” asked one stunned Orc, Garflob Magobblegon. “They’re basically just coming […]

Hypocritical Saruman Calls For Defunding The Riders Of Rohan While Spawning Own Army Of Uruk-Hai Under Orthanc

Hypocritical Saruman Calls For Defunding The Riders Of Rohan While Spawning Own Army Of Uruk-Hai Under Orthanc GAP OF ROHAN—Many are calling for the resignation of Saruman. The sorcerer’s hypocrisy was put on full display after he called for the defunding of the police, all while he himself was busy spawning his own army of […]

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