SHREVEPORT, LA — Plans for a relaxing date night were dashed upon the rocks of parenthood Thursday when Sam and Jen Goldwind witnessed 2-year-old Daenerys vomit just five minutes before leaving. Early reports indicate that the child had patiently waited to vomit until precisely the right moment in a ruse to keep her parents home. […]
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Toddler Waits Patiently To Vomit Until 5 Minutes Before Parents’ Date Night
July 24th, 2022 Awake Goy
Delivery Guy Patiently Waits ‘Til You’re In Bathroom To Deliver Package That Requires Signature
June 25th, 2022 Awake Goy
U.S.—Shocking new research has revealed that delivery persons carrying sensitive packages will oftentimes hide in the bushes outside the delivery address until the intended recipient is in the bathroom, at which point they will jump out of their hiding place, ring the doorbell and courteously wait three seconds before leaving a note that the package could not be […]