Pro-Israel group wants to send army colonel to your campus to explain battle for west’s ‘way of life’

Hi everyone,

I’m a general in an army which, despite having free access to the best weaponry US taxpayers’ money can buy, hasn’t won a war since 1973. And this isn’t for the want of trying – au contraire, we’ve fought 4 wars in the past decade alone, and even though our enemies were local militias whose weapons cost maybe 1000th of our fancy boyz toyz, in each case we still had to retreat without having achieved any of our war aims. Some analysts suggest this is due of the fact that, while our public has an almost limitless tolerance for Arab casualties, it lacks resolve and stoicism, and thereby objects when their own military casualties go beyond single figures. In other words, I suppose, you might say that while we can give, we can’t take.

We can, however, manage to kill a huge number of women and children and inflict massive damage on civilian infrastructure, so I’d be happy to give you some pointers on the above. I will be happy to take questions, provided you are aware for you to pose any question I dislike will instantly brand you as a vile anti-semite.

Best wishes,

Colonel Incompetent Loser

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