Posts Tagged ‘bored’

Viewing The Sheep’s and Jackal’s Bad Clown Show With Bored Detachment

Once one sees reality, one can not unsee reality. Once one understands the forces at battle in this world behind the veil which the sheep can not see through, the prepared false reality the sheep live and die by is boring as is the sheep’s constant bleating in fear or excitement about figments of their […]

Study Shows 95% Of Church Connection Cards Are Completed By Bored Kids

U.S.—A recent survey of churches across the United States revealed that the overwhelming majority of “Connection Cards” are being completed not by newcomers, but by bored children. According to the study, many kids lose interest during worship services and gravitate toward the available pencils and paper intended to help visitors sign up for ministry information, prayer requests, and […]

With No Abortions Or Voter Fraud, Bored Texas Democrats Left With Nothing To Do All Day

With No Abortions Or Voter Fraud, Bored Texas Democrats Left With Nothing To Do All Day AUSTIN, TX—It’s been very depressing lately for Democrats in Texas. Recently, a bill outlawing almost all abortions was upheld, and just the other day a new bill was signed into law clamping down on voter fraud. So now, with […]

8 Ways To Entice Your Bored Congregants Back To Church

Brought to you by:  Hey you! Yeah you, pastor! Is your church boring? Is your congregation leaving in droves to go to the cool church down the street that has hot worship leaders and laser lights?  You gotta fix that. Here’s how to make sure your bored congregants come back next Sunday.  1) Offer VIP backstage […]

Johnny Rotten Slams Anti-Trump News Anchor: “We’re Bored of Your Left-Wing Twaddle”

Former Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten, aka John Lydon, slammed an anti-Trump news anchor for not understanding why POTUS is popular with working class people. “I’m working-class English, it makes complete sense to me to vote for a person who actually talks about my kind of people,” the punk icon told anchor, Susanna Reid. “Trump’s […]

CIA Ops Finally Revealed: What the US Ambassador in Benghazi was Really Doing

The U.S. special mission in Benghazi and the nearby CIA annex were utilized in part to coordinate arms shipments to the jihadist rebels fighting the Syrian regime, with Ambassador Christopher Stevens playing a central role, documents an explosive new book released today. The activities, which included a separate, unprecedented multi-million-dollar weapons collection effort from Libyan […]

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