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NEW YORK, NY — After taking great pride in the label of “sanctuary city,” New York City officials have reportedly begun to panic due to actually having to serve as a sanctuary for incoming illegal immigrants. “We didn’t really think it through with the title,” said Mayor Eric Adams. “In reality, our desire was to […]
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Demon Kinda Bummed To Be Cast Out In English Instead Of The Traditional Latin
July 18th, 2021 
Awake Goy FARGO, ND—Local demon Asmodeus has been cast out of yet another church in rural North Dakota after terrorizing the church members for several weeks. Before spreading his charred wings to fly off to the next town, he complained to local reporters that exorcisms just aren’t the same since they started doing them in English instead of […]
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No Comments »LGBTQ Community Really Bummed They Have To Eat At Burger King Now
June 9th, 2021 Awake Goy U.S.—Burger King has introduced a new chicken sandwich to compete with Chick-fil-A. To make their sandwich more friendly to the LGBTQ community, they announced they are offering it on Sundays, and donating to LGBTQ causes with each sale. Sources say the community is “extremely bummed” that they have to eat at Burger King now. “Why? […]
