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November 19, 2023 Despite heavy rainfall, the Islamic Resistance continued on Sunday striking the Israeli occupation sites on Lebanon border. Releasing successive statements, Hezbollah military media clarified the details of the attacks and their outcomes. In support of our steadfast Palestinian people in Gaza and in endorsement of their brave and honorable resistance, the fighters […]
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Rainfall, Hezbollah Missiles Shower Israeli Occupation Sites on Lebanon Border
November 20th, 2023 
Awake Goy 
Posted in Jewish News 
Tags: Hezbollah, israeli, missiles, occupation, rainfall, shower, sites 
1 Comment »Heads Up: The Lyrid Meteor Shower Is About To Light Up The Night Skies
April 18th, 2023 Awake Goy The Lyrid meteor shower is active from April 16 to April 29 2023. It is one of the oldest known meteor showers. The Lyrids have been observed for 2,700 years. The first recorded sighting of a Lyrid meteor shower goes back to 687 BC by the Chinese. The Lyrids are known for their fast and […]
Man With Daughters Dons Full Hazmat Suit Before Cleaning Shower Drain
February 8th, 2023 Awake Goy LINCOLN, NE — J.D. Beutler, local patent lawyer and father of daughters, was seen returning home from Battalion Bazaar Army Surplus with a full hazmat suit, a titanium-lined drain auger, and an unwavering gleam in his eye as he prepared to clean the shower drain. Source
This Smart Shower Head Tells Me (Pretty Neat) Stats About My Bathing Habits
January 21st, 2023 Awake Goy As someone with a mother who has suggested taking a shower to cure a variety of ailments—to calm down, relax, feel less sick, or just boost your general mood—it’s been pretty ingrained in me that a nice little reprieve under a steamy mist can do wonders. So, when I recently moved from my comfortable (large) […]
Switzerland’s Environment Minister Suggests People Shower Together to Save Energy
September 19th, 2022 Awake Goy Switzerland’s environment minister is facing backlash after recommending that people shower together in an effort to cut energy consumption this winter and fend off power cuts. Simonetta Sommaruga, 62, suggested that people “turn off the computer when you don’t need it, or turn off lights, or shower together” as part of her measures promoting a 15 […]
Posted in Energy Tags: Environment, Minister, people, shower, suggests, Switzerland, together No Comments »Switzerland’s Environment Minister Suggests People Shower Together to Save Energy
September 19th, 2022 Awake Goy Switzerland’s environment minister is facing backlash after recommending that people shower together in an effort to cut energy consumption this winter and fend off power cuts. Simonetta Sommaruga, 62, suggested that people “turn off the computer when you don’t need it, or turn off lights, or shower together” as part of her measures promoting a 15 […]
Posted in Energy Tags: Environment, Minister, people, shower, suggests, Switzerland, together No Comments »New Voting Booths Will Instantly Shower You With Cash If You Vote Democrat
September 1st, 2022 Awake Goy U.S. — Engineers demonstrated a brand-new federally approved voting booth Friday that will shower money on occupants when they vote Democrat. The booth is reportedly part of a planned initiative by President Joe Biden to prevent future elections from being stolen. Lead Engineer Jerry Pastatown slapped the side of the innovative contraption, which he dubbed […]
New Voting Booths Will Instantly Shower You With Cash If You Vote Democrat
September 1st, 2022 Awake Goy U.S. — Engineers demonstrated a brand-new federally approved voting booth Friday that will shower money on occupants when they vote Democrat. The booth is reportedly part of a planned initiative by President Joe Biden to prevent future elections from being stolen. Lead Engineer Jerry Pastatown slapped the side of the innovative contraption, which he dubbed […]
New Voting Booths Will Instantly Shower You With Cash If You Vote Democrat
September 1st, 2022 Awake Goy U.S. — Engineers demonstrated a brand-new federally approved voting booth Friday that will shower money on occupants when they vote Democrat. The booth is reportedly part of a planned initiative by President Joe Biden to prevent future elections from being stolen. Lead Engineer Jerry Pastatown slapped the side of the innovative contraption, which he dubbed […]
New Voting Booths Will Instantly Shower You With Cash If You Vote Democrat
September 1st, 2022 Awake Goy U.S. — Engineers demonstrated a brand-new federally approved voting booth Friday that will shower money on occupants when they vote Democrat. The booth is reportedly part of a planned initiative by President Joe Biden to prevent future elections from being stolen. Lead Engineer Jerry Pastatown slapped the side of the innovative contraption, which he dubbed […]
New Voting Booths Will Instantly Shower You With Cash If You Vote Democrat
September 1st, 2022 Awake Goy U.S. — Engineers demonstrated a brand-new federally approved voting booth Friday that will shower money on occupants when they vote Democrat. The booth is reportedly part of a planned initiative by President Joe Biden to prevent future elections from being stolen. Lead Engineer Jerry Pastatown slapped the side of the innovative contraption, which he dubbed […]
New Voting Booths Will Instantly Shower You With Cash If You Vote Democrat
September 1st, 2022 Awake Goy U.S. — Engineers demonstrated a brand-new federally approved voting booth Friday that will shower money on occupants when they vote Democrat. The booth is reportedly part of a planned initiative by President Joe Biden to prevent future elections from being stolen. Lead Engineer Jerry Pastatown slapped the side of the innovative contraption, which he dubbed […]
Did Scholz Go to Canada to Take a Shower?
August 27th, 2022 Awake Goy On a 10-point scale, the current energy crisis in Europe has already received 8 points and a “frightening” forecast from the renowned consulting firm Rystad Energy. As the energy situation in the EU has steadily worsened in recent days, the number of problems facing Europeans is unwaveringly increasing. Europe is now very afraid of freezing […]
Did Scholz Go to Canada to Take a Shower?
August 27th, 2022 Awake Goy On a 10-point scale, the current energy crisis in Europe has already received 8 points and a “frightening” forecast from the renowned consulting firm Rystad Energy. As the energy situation in the EU has steadily worsened in recent days, the number of problems facing Europeans is unwaveringly increasing. Europe is now very afraid of freezing […]
Did Scholz Go to Canada to Take a Shower?
August 27th, 2022 Awake Goy On a 10-point scale, the current energy crisis in Europe has already received 8 points and a “frightening” forecast from the renowned consulting firm Rystad Energy. As the energy situation in the EU has steadily worsened in recent days, the number of problems facing Europeans is unwaveringly increasing. Europe is now very afraid of freezing […]
Did Scholz Go to Canada to Take a Shower?
August 27th, 2022 Awake Goy On a 10-point scale, the current energy crisis in Europe has already received 8 points and a “frightening” forecast from the renowned consulting firm Rystad Energy. As the energy situation in the EU has steadily worsened in recent days, the number of problems facing Europeans is unwaveringly increasing. Europe is now very afraid of freezing […]
Did Scholz Go to Canada to Take a Shower?
August 27th, 2022 Awake Goy On a 10-point scale, the current energy crisis in Europe has already received 8 points and a “frightening” forecast from the renowned consulting firm Rystad Energy. As the energy situation in the EU has steadily worsened in recent days, the number of problems facing Europeans is unwaveringly increasing. Europe is now very afraid of freezing […]
Did Scholz Go to Canada to Take a Shower?
August 27th, 2022 Awake Goy On a 10-point scale, the current energy crisis in Europe has already received 8 points and a “frightening” forecast from the renowned consulting firm Rystad Energy. As the energy situation in the EU has steadily worsened in recent days, the number of problems facing Europeans is unwaveringly increasing. Europe is now very afraid of freezing […]
William the Conqueror’s Body Exploded in a Grotesque Shower at Funeral
August 16th, 2022 Awake Goy The first Norman king of England met an untimely and turbulent death, although, to be fair, the situation really ‘exploded’ after his death. Read more Section: News History Famous People Read Later Source
WATCH: UPS Driver Leaves Kind Message for Newborn’s Mom, Strangers Shower His Child with Gifts
December 24th, 2021 Awake Goy An Atlanta UPS delivery driver left a sweet message for a stranger and is receiving that kindness back in a way he never imagined. Twenty-four-year-old Dallen Harrell was making a delivery not long ago in a Roswell neighborhood when he saw a house with a big stork lawn sign announcing that a boy had just […]
