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An lsraeIi sh0t this girl 10 times and then left her to bIeed out to death whilst sipping on a coffee like nothing happened
January 5th, 2025
Awake Goy WEF Wants Coffee Banned because its Warming the Globe with Tonnes of CO2
January 24th, 2024
Awake Goy The World Economic Forum has declared war on coffee drinkers, declaring that they are causing “global boiling” and must be stopped at all costs. According to World Economic Forum Agenda Contributor Hubert Keller, “The coffee that we all drink emits between 15 and 20 tonnes of CO2 per tonne of coffee… Every time we drink […]
This Yassified Bible Is Trending as a ‘Coffee Table Book’ on TikTok
November 18th, 2023
Awake Goy “That’s a Bible, and not a back issue of Kinfolk?” is not something we imagined saying today, but here we are, after having our curiosity piqued by enthused Amazon reviews of a yassified, TikTok-trending Bible study book. That’s right, Jezebels, aesthetes, and Jesus-lovers: Arguably the most iconic Western religious text/piece of high fantasy sci-fi fanfic […]
‘No Contract, No Coffee’: Starbucks Workers Hold Largest Strike in Company History
November 17th, 2023
Awake Goy Strikers at Astor Place picket line. Image Credit: Jules Roscoe Thousands of unionized Starbucks workers took part in the largest strike against the company in its history on Thursday. Known as the “Red Cup Rebellion,” the strike was planned in response to Starbucks’ Red Cup day, known to be one of its most profitable days […]
1982 Beirut welcomes invaders with 3 bullets and a cup of coffee
September 25th, 2023
Awake Goy 24 Sep 2023 Source: Al Mayadeen English By Myriam Charabaty The Wimpy Operation in Hamra, Beirut, drove the invading Israeli Occupation Forces of 1982 out of Beirut as it proved that Resistance is Beirut’s popular choice. Believing they had conquered Beirut, the first Arab capital to be invaded, Israeli soldiers believed they owned the city […]
Someone Tell Chuck Norris That This ‘Bulletproof’ Coffee Is 20% Off
June 3rd, 2023
Awake Goy Is it just us or is it every time we turn around there’s a new way to make a cup of coffee? At this point, despite how much we love noodling around with all sorts of coffee gadgets and appliances, we’re more interested in optimizing what’s actually in our morning cup of joe. As someone […]
Frappé and Freddo, Greece’s most popular Summer coffee drinks
May 13th, 2023
Awake Goy Coffee is a part of Greek culture and over the warmer months, Greeks are known for spending hours sipping on their iced coffee. Whether it’s for a morning pick me up, an afternoon coffee hit or just cruisy days on the beach, an iced coffee and Greek summer go hand in hand. And although once… […]
Athletic Brewing Co.’s New Coffee and Protein Beer Is My New Fave Breakfast
March 11th, 2023
Awake Goy When I was in grad school, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. It was a pretty rough experience, especially since I wasn’t the paragon of great mental health that I am today (LOL, I could barely get that on the page before cackling). I dealt with it using various degrees of destructive […]
Olive Oil In Coffee? New Starbucks Line A Curiosity In Italy
March 1st, 2023
Awake Goy The coffee-olive oil concoction has provoked both amusement and curiosity among Italians. Source
The 12 Best Coffee Subscriptions to Fuel Your Caffeine Addiction
February 11th, 2023
Awake Goy Brewing coffee at home is glorious: Never again do you have to brave the outside world without the cocoon of caffeine. That’s not to mention that you’re no longer bleeding your wallet dry cup by five-dollar cup. However, being your own barista puts you at risk of consuming some seriously bland coffee if you’re not […]
The Best Gifts for Your Coffee-Obsessed Significant Other
February 2nd, 2023
Awake Goy Some presents say “I care,” while secretly reading, I get you. Chiefly: coffee. Coffee, coffee, coffee. Who has been given a bag of beans—shitty or swanky—that hasn’t at least proven useful? This is an addiction we are fully cool with enabling for our significant others this Valentine's Day. At the risk of sounding like a […]
Coffee contains hundreds of medicinal compounds that may prevent cognitive decline
January 25th, 2023
Awake Goy (Natural News) For most people, coffee is nothing more than a caffeine boost, a quick shot of energy. Other people cherish the distinct taste of coffee and drink a de-caffeinated version. Many people do not realize that coffee contains hundreds of bioactive compounds, oils, tannins, vitamins, and minerals that play a positive role in cognition… […]
Brazil, the world’s largest producer of arabica coffee, reports record-low inventory
September 21st, 2022
Awake Goy (Natural News) Brazil, the world’s largest producer of arabica coffee, is reporting record-low inventory – highlighting the worsening condition of global coffee supplies. Coffee inventories in Brazil may dip to just seven million bags weighing 60 kilograms (132 pounds) each by March 2023, according to Silas Brasileiro, president of the National Coffee Council. According to industry […]
Brazil, the world’s largest producer of arabica coffee, reports record-low inventory
September 21st, 2022
Awake Goy (Natural News) Brazil, the world’s largest producer of arabica coffee, is reporting record-low inventory – highlighting the worsening condition of global coffee supplies. Coffee inventories in Brazil may dip to just seven million bags weighing 60 kilograms (132 pounds) each by March 2023, according to Silas Brasileiro, president of the National Coffee Council. According to industry […]
7 Ways to Wean Yourself Off Coffee
September 14th, 2022
Awake Goy Brought to you by: COVFEFE Are you trying to break a coffee addiction? Have no fear, the self-help experts at the Babylon Bee are here! We assembled our research team and found the top 7 ways to wean yourself off coffee: Just drink 17 cups of green tea in the morning: Or if tea isn’t […]
Festival unites Jordan’s coffee lovers
August 26th, 2022
Awake Goy The Jordan Coffee Festival kicked off yesterday in the capital Amman with over 60 brands showcasing their coffee beans, accessories and latte art. Festival founder Anton Bakerjian says the coffee industry is expanding rapidly in Jordan, with older generations preferring Turkish or Arabic coffee, while the younger generation opts more for filtered coffees, espressos and lattes. “About every two […]
Blue Bottle’s New Designer Roast Is the Caviar of Coffee Beans
August 17th, 2022
Awake Goy This is your official reminder that we’re halfway through August, people. That means it’s basically fall and it’s nearly time to toast your friends with a Pumpkin Spice White Claw for tailgate szn and roll out the Pillsbury Halloween sugar cookies. These are the laws of the Claws laws of the universe—I don’t make the […]
Study: Green coffee bean extract can help people lose weight
July 22nd, 2022
Awake Goy (Natural News) Coffee is a staple in the daily routine of most working adults. But have you heard about green coffee? According to a study, green coffee bean extract can help promote weight loss, making it a great alternative to regular coffee if you want to maintain a healthy weight naturally. What is green coffee?… […]
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