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As advertisers have begun to flee Elon Musk’s chaotic Twitter, Musk has secured a major new client: himself. CNBC first reported that Musk's SpaceX ordered an advertising package from Twitter to promote SpaceX's Starlink satellite service in Spain and Australia. Musk confirmed the deal on Twitter, but said it was “not large,” and intended to […]
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Father Locks Himself In Office After Family Asleep To Listen To New Taylor Swift Album
October 24th, 2022 
Awake Goy LAFAYETTE, LA — Local man Alan Tucker patiently waited for his entire family to fall asleep so he could hide in the office to listen to Taylor Swift’s newest album Midnights. “I’ve been waiting on this moment for MONTHS,” said Mr. Tucker as he tiptoed down the stairs. “Got to be incredibly cautious though. If […]
Man Who Kicked, Punched Dog in Anaheim Turns Himself In: Police
September 24th, 2022 Awake Goy The entry to the Anaheim Police Department Detention Facility in Anaheim, Calif., on Sept. 10, 2020. (John Fredricks/The Epoch Times) ANAHEIM, Calif.—A 33-year-old man suspected of kicking and punching a dog at an Anaheim apartment complex surrendered to police early Thursday, Sept. 22. Albert Frank Abad Jr. surrendered at the Anaheim Police Department about 1:30 […]
Man Sets Himself On Fire In Apparent Protest Of Funeral For Japan’s Abe
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy TOKYO (AP) — A man set himself on fire near the Japanese prime minister’s office in Tokyo on Wednesday in an apparent protest against the state funeral planned next week for former leader Shinzo Abe, officials and media reports said. The man, believed to be in his 70s, sustained burns on large parts of his […]
Man Sets Himself On Fire In Apparent Protest Of Funeral For Japan’s Abe
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy TOKYO (AP) — A man set himself on fire near the Japanese prime minister’s office in Tokyo on Wednesday in an apparent protest against the state funeral planned next week for former leader Shinzo Abe, officials and media reports said. The man, believed to be in his 70s, sustained burns on large parts of his […]
Man Sets Himself On Fire In Apparent Protest Of Funeral For Japan’s Abe
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy TOKYO (AP) — A man set himself on fire near the Japanese prime minister’s office in Tokyo on Wednesday in an apparent protest against the state funeral planned next week for former leader Shinzo Abe, officials and media reports said. The man, believed to be in his 70s, sustained burns on large parts of his […]
Man set himself on fire amid outcry over Shinzo Abe’s state funeral plans
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy A man set himself on fire near the Japanese prime minister’s office in Tokyo early Wednesday in a sign of protest against the state funeral for former leader Shinzo Abe. The man, believed to be in his 70s, sustained burns on large parts of his body but was conscious and told police that he set […]
Man Charged With Exposing Himself To Mourners Waiting To View Queen Elizabeth
September 17th, 2022 Awake Goy A 19-year-old man was charged Friday for allegedly exposing himself and pushing into two women from behind as they were waiting to view Queen Elizabeth II lying in state, U.K. authorities said. The incident occurred Wednesday in London after one of the women noticed Adio Adeshine jumping the line outside the Houses of Parliament, Sky […]
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No Comments »Memphis Thug Livestreams Himself on Facebook Murdering Strangers at ‘Random’
September 9th, 2022 Awake Goy A black male reportedly identified as 19-year-old Ezekiel Kelly livestreamed himself Wednesday on Facebook driving around Memphis and shooting strangers at “random.”
Posted in Jewish News Tags: Facebook, himself, livestreams, Memphis, murdering, random, strangers No Comments »Facing Indictment, Steve Bannon Set to Turn Himself in to New York Prosecutors
September 8th, 2022 Awake Goy Former White House Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon is set to surrender himself to New York prosecutors on Thursday to face a new criminal indictment, according to a Washington Post report.
Steve Bannon Says Authorities ‘Will Have to Kill Me,’ But He’s About to Turn Himself In
September 7th, 2022 Awake Goy Former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon speaks to reporters as he leaves the Federal District Court House at the end of the fourth day of his trial for contempt of Congress on July 21, 2022 in Washington, DC. (Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images) Former White House chief strategist and senior adviser Steve Bannon is reportedly getting […]
Clown Show: Biden Posts Fake Text Message Congratulating Himself Over Student Loan Forgiveness
September 5th, 2022 Awake Goy Clown Show: Biden Posts Fake Text Message Congratulating Himself Over Student Loan ForgivenessDate: September 4, 2022Author: Nwo Report Posted BY: Jim HoftJoe Biden unilaterally announced a massive forgiveness of student loans last month.An estimated $300 billion of loans up to $10,000 per borrower making under $125,000 per year ($250,000 for couples) as well as up to $20,000 […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: biden, clown, congratulating, himself, message, posts, student No Comments »Boxing Training Gives Man Skills To Defend Himself If He’s Ever Assaulted By A 60-Pound Cylindrical Beanbag
September 2nd, 2022 Awake Goy TEMECULA, CA — After a harrowing incident with an aggressive hobo last year, local man Kevin Michaels picked up a membership at a nearby boxing gym for regular training. Sources confirm he has thrown himself into building his skills and strength, and now wouldn’t even blink if attacked by a 60-lb heavy-bag, provided he had […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: assaulted, boxing, defend, gives, himself, skills, training No Comments »Boxing Training Gives Man Skills To Defend Himself If He’s Ever Assaulted By A 60-Pound Cylindrical Beanbag
September 2nd, 2022 Awake Goy TEMECULA, CA — After a harrowing incident with an aggressive hobo last year, local man Kevin Michaels picked up a membership at a nearby boxing gym for regular training. Sources confirm he has thrown himself into building his skills and strength, and now wouldn’t even blink if attacked by a 60-lb heavy-bag, provided he had […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: assaulted, boxing, defend, gives, himself, skills, training No Comments »Compromise: Texas Says Abortion Can Remain Legal But The Baby Gets An AR-15 To Defend Himself
June 30th, 2022 Awake Goy READ HERE: https://babylonbee.com/news/compromise-texas-says-abortion-can-remain-legal-but-the-baby-gets-an-ar-15-to-defend-himself Source
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: abortion, compromise, defend, himself, legal, remain, Texas No Comments »Heraclitus Died When He Covered Himself in Cow Dung
June 12th, 2022 Awake Goy History is filled with bizarre stories about death, and the ancient Greeks are no exception. Read more Section: News Weird Facts Read Later
“He Killed Himself Cuz Spielberg Molested Him”; Hollywood is CIA Child Trafficking Rings
June 2nd, 2022 Awake Goy https://www.sgtreport.com/ “Hollywood is Full of CIA Agents,” Says Ben Affleck By Jeremy Kuzmarov – March 27, 2022 27 [Source: mronline.org] [On Oscar Sunday, CAM brings you a two article special that exposes the CIA’s nefarious influence in Hollywood. See also “Black Ops in Hollywood: From Censorship to Normalization”.—Editors] For decades, the Pentagon and CIA have rewritten scripts […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: child, himself, Hollywood, killed, molested, spielberg, trafficking No Comments »Republican NH Gov. Sununu Allies Himself with Democrats on Redistricting Process
May 28th, 2022 Awake Goy New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu (R) has allied himself with Democrats on his state’s redistricting process.
Posted in Jewish News Tags: allies, Democrats, himself, process, redistricting, Republican, sununu No Comments »Billionaire Jeff Bezos Hopes to Enrich Himself Through Single-Family Home Rental Market
May 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Jeff Bezos, one of the richest men in the world, wants to expand his portfolio to include investments in single-family home rentals.
Posted in Jewish News Tags: bezos, billionaire, enrich, himself, hopes, single, through No Comments »Doug Jones got Jackson to the SCOTUS precipice. He’s also sherpa-ing himself.
April 5th, 2022 Awake Goy “The thought … had not really been on my radar,” Jones said in an interview with POLITICO. “I did not respond. But I did send it off to my contacts at the White House. And the next thing I know, they’re calling me back saying: ‘if you’re interested, we’re interested.’” Notably, Jones was brought in […]
“His Skin Was Burning”: Melbourne Man Sets Himself On Fire Screaming About Vaccine Mandates
January 2nd, 2022 Awake Goy A man has set himself and his MG3 hatch on fire in Richmond while screaming about Victoria’s Covid-19 mandates on Saturday The man emerged from a silver MG3 hatchback engulfed in flames near Church St in Richmond about 8pm on Saturday, where police officers and firefighters doused the man with water to extinguish the blaze […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: about, burning, himself, mandates, melbourne, screaming, Vaccine No Comments »On Day One, New Twitter CEO Uses Fake Trending Tab to Run PR For Himself, Bans Sharing Media of Private Individuals Without Permission
November 30th, 2021 Awake Goy Parag Agrawal kicked off his first day as the new CEO of Twitter by using the site’s “What’s happening” tab for PR to try and explain away his old anti-white tweets and instituted new rules to ban the sharing of “media of private individuals without the permission of the person(s) depicted.” As I reported Monday, […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: himself, individuals, Media, private, sharing, trending, Twitter No Comments »Conspiracy Theorist Anna Khait Says Mark Taylor Is ‘Literally a Pawn of the Devil Himself’
November 30th, 2021 Awake Goy Earlier this month, QAnon conspiracy theorist and so-called “firefighter prophet” Mark Taylor attacked several prominent right-wing activists in the charismatic prophetic community, declaring that they were “operating in witchcraft,” just like Adolf Hitler. Taylor was particularly outraged about a recent conference at which Trump-loving evangelical activist Lance Wallnau prophesied over right-wing conspiracy theorist Anna Khait. […]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: Conspiracy, devil, himself, khait, literally, taylor, theorist No Comments »Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself
November 24th, 2021 Awake Goy Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself PODUNKSVILLE, GA—According to sources, local wife Kristi Boren has something very obscure and specific that she wants for Christmas, but she also wants her husband to think of it all on his own. “This gift would be tangible evidence […]
Monty Python Comedian John Cleese Cancels Himself ‘Before Someone Else Does’: ‘I Am Blacklisting Myself’
November 18th, 2021 Awake Goy Monty Python comedian John Cleese has pulled out of a scheduled speech at Cambridge University, announcing that he is canceling himself “before someone else does.” Dave J Hogan / Getty Images Cleese, who ironically was scheduled to bring along a film crew as part of a documentary on cancel culture called “Cancel Me,” didn’t even […]
2nd ‘Rust’ Crew Member Sues Alec Baldwin: ‘He Did Not Check the Gun Himself,’ No Firing in Upcoming Scene
November 18th, 2021 Awake Goy Mamie Mitchell, the script supervisor for the unfinished film Rust, filed suit against its lead actor and producer Alec Baldwin Wednesday, declaring “Mr. Baldwin cannot hide” from responsibility for the fatal on-set shooting that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and wounded the movie’s director. Deadline quoted from Mitchell’s filing, which says, “Mr. Baldwin cannot hide behind the Assistant […]
Monty Python Comedian John Cleese Cancels Himself “Before Someone Else Does”
November 12th, 2021 Awake Goy South African cricket players have been ordered to ‘take a knee’ before their team’s T20 World Cup matches despite some of the players complaining that it violates their religious beliefs. Cricket South Africa (CSA) issued the directive last night after some of the players refused to perform the pro-BLM virtue signaling gesture before a match […]
Roger Stone Declares That ‘God Himself Gave Donald Trump the Strength and the Courage and the Wisdom to Pardon Me’
October 28th, 2021 Awake Goy ALL donations 3X-MATCHED by 12/31 to save our democracy! Every day, the reporters and researchers of Right Wing Watch expose the hateful words and deeds of right-wing leaders and the far-right players who fueled Trump’s rise to power and aim to keep him there. Our work is read daily and used by major media outlets, […]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: declares, donald, himself, roger, stone, strength, Trump No Comments »Why is the Evidence for Robin Hood as Elusive as the Man Himself?
August 18th, 2021 Awake Goy The historic existence of the legendary English hero who ‘stole from the rich and gave to the poor’ is a perennial source of debate. Every few years, new evidence emerges of authenticity and possible identities of Robin and his friends/foes of Nottingham. Ancient Origins has already delved into the theories of the historic personage of […]
Craig Murray Will Surrender Himself For Prison
July 31st, 2021 Awake Goy Above Photo: Craig Murray. Mohamed Elmaazi. “I go to jail with a clean conscience after a Kafkaesque trial,” Murray stated. In the case against former United Kingdom diplomat-turned whistleblower Craig Murray, the UK supreme court refused to hear Murray’s appeal. He will now surrender himself to police for an eight-month prison sentence. The High Court […]
