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Available Now: The Babylon Bee Guide To Democracy

At last, the time has come to unveil our latest literary masterpiece, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy. We hear a lot about democracy these days, how it’s in peril, how the evil ULTRA-MAGA Trump supporters want to destroy it, and how it will be over forever if your preferred candidate doesn’t win in November! […]

Available Now: The Babylon Bee Guide To Democracy

At last, the time has come to unveil our latest literary masterpiece, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy. We hear a lot about democracy these days, how it’s in peril, how the evil ULTRA-MAGA Trump supporters want to destroy it, and how it will be over forever if your preferred candidate doesn’t win in November! […]

VOCI – House of Rothschild Banking Syndicate: Mystery Babylon

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VOCI – House of Rothschild Banking Syndicate: Mystery Babylon

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VOCI – House of Rothschild Banking Syndicate: Mystery Babylon

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Babylon Bee Says “If guns hadn’t been invented, Lincoln would still be alive today

If Lincoln was still alive that would be wonderful! Then Americans could try the closet homosexual atheist rabidly racist against African Americans lying marxist yankee war criminal for war crimes and hang his ass! The Ole Dog! Source

Tucker Carlson, Charlie Kirk, Babylon Bee Still Locked Out of Twitter

Christian satire site Babylon Bee, Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk, and Fox News’s Tucker Carlson are all still locked out of their Twitter accounts for posting that transgender Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) assistant secretary Rachel Levine is a biological male. The Babylon Bee, Kirk, and Carlson remain defiant after getting suspended […]

The Babylon Bee’s Top Predictions For 2022

It’s that time of year again—when the infallible prophets at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2022 be better than this year? You decide!  Here is a definitive list of things that will happen in 2022: January 1 – USPS will deliver your Christmas package January 6 – Second […]

The Babylon Bee Presents: Top CNN Moments Of 2021

Brought to you by: 2021 was a banner year for CNN! For 12 long months, we looked to their fake news coverage for guidance, clarity, and above all, laughs. Let’s take a look back at some of CNN’s biggest stories of the year!  January 7: CNN Gravely Reports On ‘First Violent Protest In Recent Memory’ It […]

The Babylon Bee Presents: COVID Christmas Carols

Brought to you by: This season, it’s important to focus on the true meaning of Christmas: compliance.  Christmas caroling, once a holiday tradition of family and friends spreading joy and cheer to neighbors and communities, is now illegal, and rightfully so. We are—and will forever be—in the midst of a dangerous pandemic, and nothing spreads […]

VOCI – Nehemiah’s Return from Babylon to Jerusalem

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VOCI – The Fall of Lucifer and Mystery Babylon

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10 Things We At The Babylon Bee Are Thankful For

We at The Babylon Bee have a lot to be thankful for this year. The world is falling apart, and we get to sit here making jokes about it. Therefore, we are the most grateful for those who make our job possible. Here are the top ten blessings from the Lord we’ve experienced this year: […]

The Babylon Bee Guide To The Church Worship Team

Ever since the first evangelical megachurch was founded in Jerusalem 2,000 years ago, the heartbeat of the Christian church has always been the worship team. The Babylon Bee, being God’s favorite Christian satire site, is here with a handy explainer breaking down the various members of the team. Now that we’ve hit the minimum word […]

VOCI – Tyre as a Type of Mystery Babylon, Part 5

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Rittenhouse, Anime, And Buffalo Guy: The 100% Accurate Babylon Bee News Roundup

Wow! What a week, huh? It’s time for a Weekly News Roundup! Remember: This is The Babylon Bee, so you can trust us. We’ll make a lot of stuff up, but we’ll never lie to you. Top Stories The Rittenhouse verdict  Many believe the jury took a week to come up with their verdict just […]

The Babylon Bee Presents: The 10 Best Universities, Ranked

Brought to you by: Picking a college can be tough, especially when there are so many amazing options out there! Which gender studies program should you take? How many thousands of dollars of debt should you incur? Have no fear! The Babylon Bee has done the research and definitively ranked the best universities on the […]

VOCI – Tyre As Mystery Babylon, Pt 6

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Babylon USA: Nearly Half of American Youth is now LGBT according to New Poll

    A new poll by Arizona Christian University has found that 39 per cent of 18-24 year olds now identify as LGBTQ. This is huge! Enormous! It misses just 11% for 50%… Yes, really. The survey, carried out in partnership with Foundations of Freedom, asked young Americans to choose a self-description, with over two-thirds […]

The Babylon Bee Presents: The 10 Commandments Of Wokeness

Brought to you by: Thousands of years ago, God gave mankind his 10 Commandments which became the basis for law and Western Civilization. Unfortunately, it’s been a long time since they were updated to be more suitable for modern audiences! NOT OK!  Thankfully, woke scholars have done just that! Here are the newly updated “woke” […]

Babylon Mom: It’s Important To Spend A Lot Of Time Doing Self-Care And Also Has Anyone Seen Aiden?

Babylon Mom: It’s Important To Spend A Lot Of Time Doing Self-Care And Also Has Anyone Seen Aiden? Hey everyone, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. It’s just been crazy around here! Mommas, here’s a hard truth: if you don’t take care of yourself, you won’t be able to take care […]

VOCI – Tyre As a Type of Mystery Babylon, Part 3

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VOCI – Tyre Compared to Mystery Babylon, Part 2

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Babylon Mom: Don’t Judge Me By My Rude, Misbehaving Kids, But By My Fall Family Photos

Hey everyone, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. It’s just been crazy around here! The post Babylon Mom: Don’t Judge Me By My Rude, Misbehaving Kids, But By My Fall Family Photos appeared first on The Babylon Bee. Source

VOCI – Tyre Compared to Mystery Babylon, Part 1

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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained An Exclusive Interview With Joe Biden’s Back

There’s a lot of fake news out there. That’s why you’re smart and read The Babylon Bee. We’re real journalists.  And as such, we’ve just landed an exclusive interview with a very high-profile guest: Joe Biden’s back. We grilled the president’s back on a wide range of topics. Read on for this insightful interview: BABYLON […]

The Babylon Bee Presents: The Most Surprising Results From The 2020 Census

If you felt someone sneak up behind you recently and tap you on the head, that was your being counted as part of the census. Now all the census data is in, and some of it is quite surprising. Every single white woman is named Karen. And there simply aren’t enough managers to talk to […]

The Babylon Bee Guide To All The Different Christian Denominations

Ever wondered what all these Christian denominations do, and where you fit in? Let us help break it down for you! Catholics — Have an affinity for Latin, guilt, and booze? Go Catholic! The Catholics started off with an epic 1500-year run keeping the denomination game on lockdown before Luther came along in the fourth […]

Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon: Self-Censorship Is ‘Doing the Tyrant’s Work for Him’

Defensive self-censorship to evade leftist criticisms is “doing the tyrant’s work for him,” Seth Dillon, CEO of the Babylon Bee, warned Breitbart News at Turning Point USA’s Student Action Summit in Tampa, Florida. “There’s a lot of people right now … feeling so much pressure to self-censor, which is really just doing the tyrant’s work […]

The Babylon Bee Presents: The Top 10 Countries

There are a lot of great countries around the world. As far as we know, no one has ever thought to rank the countries of the world in order from best to worst before, so we put our researchers to work and came up with the definitive top 10. Here are the 10 greatest countries […]

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