Posts Tagged ‘cream’

Biden Orders Astronauts On ISS To Eat All The Freeze-Dried Ice Cream And Not Leave Any For The Russians

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden retaliated against Russia this morning when he directed astronauts aboard the International Space Station to eat all the freeze-dried ice cream and not leave any for the Russians. American astronaut Kevin Fjordway saluted the president bravely and then propelled himself to the station’s kitchen where he proceeded to gorge himself on […]

Tom Carvel: The Greek Who Introduced Soft Ice Cream to America

Greek-American Tom Carvel appearing in a commercial selling ice cream. Credit: Facebook/US Embassy, Athens Tom Carvel, born Athanassios Karvelas in Athens, was brought to the United States as a child from his native Greece. The Greek immigrant was the man who invented soft ice cream in the US and whose name became legend there. Carvel […]

Staffers Coax Biden Back To White House With Ice Cream Dangling On String

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a desperate bid to coax Biden back from vacation at Camp David to address some very pressing concerns in the country, staffers have decided to lure him back with a chocolate chip ice cream cone dangling from a string.  “He won’t return our calls, so we’re gonna try this,” said Machen Stormfae, a White House […]

Taliban Troll Biden on Twitter by Posing With Ice Cream

The Taliban sent Biden a message on Tuesday by posing with ice cream cones – in a photo-op designed to mock the U.S. president. Here it is: reports: The message is clear. They know Biden is a weak, mentally disabled joke of a man, and they have zero fear of America under his leadership. […]

Unbelievable: Taliban Troll Biden On TWITTER By Posing With Ice Cream

Speaking with Hannity Tuesday night, President Trump warned that the Americans who are trapped in Afghanistan thanks to the total lack of contingency by the Biden administration will be used as hostages by the Taliban. “We’re being set up. They have all those people and I can guarantee you they consider them to be hostages,” […]

‘Your claim that Ben & Jerry’s refusal to sell ice cream in Israeli settlements threatens NY state investments is an attack on free speech’ — a letter to the Comptroller

July 29, 2021 Thomas P. DiNapoli Office of the State Comptroller 110 State Street Albany, New York 12236 Dear Comptroller DiNapoli: Ben & Jerry’s recently issued a statement that they believe it is inconsistent with the company’s values for their ice cream to be sold in the Occupied Palestinian Territories. This has triggered reactions from […]

Israel is losing the ice cream war, but it’s in too deep to get out

In fairy tales, as everyone knows, spells often are broken by unlikely characters who scarcely know what they are doing. Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, with their friendly, soft-hearted former company, Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, are unlikely game-changers in Israel-Palestine. They don’t seem to know a lot about the situation and they don’t really […]

We need BDS ice cream– with a Jewish flavor

Anyone for a scoop of “antisemitic ice cream”? It’s available worldwide, according to the Prime Minister of Israel who thinks that Ben & Jerry’s boycott against the treatment of Palestinians in the West Bank (“it’s inconsistent with our values”) is a blatant insult to Jews. Prime Minister Bennett’s ‘moderate’ coalition partner and foreign minister, Yair Lapid, was no […]

6,000-year-old Make Up Or Hunter’s Camouflage Cream? You Decide.

Ancient makeup from the Stone Age, a time of hunters and gathers. Really? The world’s media is buzzing with a story about prehistoric Europeans “using makeup,” 6,000 years ago. This discovery could well rewrite makeup history and it directly challenges the accepted ancient Egyptian origins of “cosmetics.” However, it is important in this debate to […]

Reporters Cheer As Biden Takes Huge Bite Out Of Microphone Mistaking It For Ice Cream

Reporters Cheer As Biden Takes Huge Bite Out Of Microphone Mistaking It For Ice Cream CLEVELAND, OH—President Joe Biden wowed reporters again with his love for ice cream. Biden had gone to Honey Hut Ice Cream, and while he waited for his order, a FOX News reporter approached Biden to ask him a question. “If […]

Cringe Journalists Fawn Over Biden Eating Ice Cream

Kelloggs has launched a special gay pride cereal that encourages buyers to choose the pronouns of characters such as Toucan Sam. Yes, really. “Friend sent this to me. I had know idea that Tony the Tiger and the Toucan Sam were dating,” tweeted Dave Rubin. Friend sent this to me. I had know idea that […]

Satanic Canada Injects Children with COVID-19, Bribing them with Ice Cream While Cops Keeping Parents Away

    A group of parents in Toronto on Nathan Phillips Square were angrily protesting and shouting at an elementary school where their children where held hostage by the government who was trying to bribe them with an ice cream into being vaccinated with COVID-19. The group of parents was being held far away by […]

Canada: Pop-Up Clinic Offers Kids Free Ice Cream To Get Covid Vaccine, No Parental Permission Required

By Chris Menahan Children in Canada as young as 12 are being given free ice cream to take Pfizer’s experimental mRNA therapy “vaccine,” with no parental permission required. Throngs of police were filmed guarding one site from outraged parents at Nathan Phillips Square in Toronto: A pop up vaccine clinic in Canada that is offering […]

Canadian Government Lures Children With Ice Cream To Take COVID Vaccine Without Parental Consent

by Jamie White The Ontario government is enticing children with promises of free ice cream to get the experimental COVID-19 shot without parental consent. You can’t make this stuff up. Ontario’s University of Health Network is teaming up with community organizers to deliver Pfizer vaccines to children at a pop-up vaccine event at the Nathan […]

GameStop rallies again; some puzzle over ice cream cone tweet

GameStop Corp shares more than doubled in afternoon trading on Wednesday, surprising those who thought the video game retailer’s stock price would stabilize after a fierce rally and steep dive that upended Wall Street in January. The shares soared nearly 104% during the session in which trading was halted several times, then jumped another 85% […]

Jar Of 2,700-Year-Old Facial Cream Found In A Chinese Nobleman’s Tomb

Archaeologists who opened and searched the 2,700-year-old tomb of a buried nobleman at the Liujiawa site in northern China found something unusual . In among the long-deceased nobleman’s ample collection of funeral goods, they discovered a crusted, ornamented bronze jar that contained a soft yellowish substance that was eventually identified as facial cream. Jars of […]

World-famous kosher NYC ice cream parlor helps lick COVID woes

NEW YORK (JTA) — On a frosty Tuesday in January, Mark Becker strode into Max and Mina’s ice cream shop holding a netted green bag filled with fresh oranges. “Maybe he’s making orange ice cream,” his brother Bruce said from behind the counter. Max and Mina’s flavors tend to change with the seasons, the Jewish […]

NYC ice cream parlor surviving pandemic by catering to Jewish customers

On a frosty Tuesday in January, Mark Becker strode into Max and Mina’s ice cream shop holding a netted green bag filled with fresh oranges.  “Maybe he’s making orange ice cream,” his brother Bruce said from behind the counter. Max and Mina’s flavors tend to change with the seasons, the Jewish holidays and the Becker […]

Ice cream in China found to contain coronavirus

Ice cream produced by Tianjin Daqiaodao Food Company, was found to be contaminated with coronavirus in northern China’s Tianjin Municipality by anti-epidemic authorities in the area, who are now tracing those who have been in contact with the batches, Sky News reported. According to authorities, the company has produced 4,836 boxes of contaminated Ice cream, […]

Ben & Jerry’s Unveils Super-Woke Kaepernick Ice Cream “To Dismantle Systems Of Oppression”

By Tyler Durden Ice cream brand Ben & Jerry’s has dived deeper into woke capitalism by partnering with social activist Colin Kaepernick to market a frozen dessert treat that promotes racial activism. The former NFL star was honored Thursday by the Vermont ice-cream maker that has long promoted its activism – on climate change, LGBTQ rights, GMO […]

Sweet Jesus! Even the Devil Loves Ice Cream

Do you have a John Podesta-like appetite for pedo-themed Ice Cream? Well, good news! Pizzagate is now on a cone. It is called “Sweet Jesus” and the Canadian company is coming to the USA. “Sweet Jesus” is coming to the largest mall in the world, Mall of America in Minnesota. There are 19 locations in […]

Why Cheese Is More Addictive Than Ice Cream, Cookies, Chips And Chocolate

The following is an excerpt from The Cheese Trap: How Breaking a Surprising Addiction Will Help You Lose Weight, Gain Energy, and Get Healthy, which was released by Hachette Book Group. Which foods do you find most addictive? That’s the question University of Michigan researchers asked. The idea was, which foods lead you to lose […]

Magnesium cream found to successfully treat high blood pressure without resorting to dangerous prescription medications

(Natural News) Using a magnesium cream may serve as an alternative or an add-on to drug treatment against high blood pressure, a study in PLOS One revealed. According to the researchers at the University of Hertfordshire in the U.K., only 86 percent of the general population meet the recommended magnesium intake. The health experts noted that the essential […]

Activists Dump Ben And Jerry’s Ice Cream

Above photo: OCA International Director Ronnie Cummins leads the Ben & Jerry’s protest in Minneapolis. Activists wearing hazmat suits dumped Ben & Jerry’s ice cream cones and served up organic ice cream. FINLAND, Minn. – The Organic Consumers Association (OCA) held protests today against Ben & Jerry’s, a subsidiary of Unilever, in seven US cities, and Mexico City. […]

McDonald’s Employee Was Fired After His Photo Of Moldy Ice Cream Machine Goes Viral

Next Story (ANTIMEDIA) Laplace, Louisiana – A McDonald’s employee says he was fired after posting a disturbing picture of the ice cream machine at the Louisiana location where he worked. The photo he tweeted quickly went viral, prompting an internet backlash for the fast food giant. The former employee, who preferred to be referred to […]

Green tea nutrients found to successfully treat scars when used in a cream

(Natural News) It’s time to go green — and spread all that loving goodness on your skin. A new study conducted by the University of Manchester found that cream infused with green tea extract significantly reduced the appearance and thickness of newly formed scars. The topical agent, which contained the tea compound epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG), […]

Dangerous tattoo removal cream leaves student with horrific scar

(Natural News) In a bid to appear more professional for work, 21-year old Pasuda Reaw decided to get rid of the rose tattoo on her chest. But instead of opting for laser removal, she turned to Rejuvi, a chemical remover created by the Rejuvi Laboratory California. The Thai art student tried this laser-free alternative last […]

Save your lungs, medical marijuana may be as simple as a topical cream in the near future

(Natural News) Medical marijuana is a booming industry, and more people are believing in the famed plant’s medicinal value than ever before. Recent data from Pew Research Center revealed that support for marijuana legalization has increased dramatically over the course of just the last several years. In October 2016, polling data revealed that 57 percent […]

Remarkable: Watch What Cannabis Oil Does To This Little Girls Epilepsy

Alex Repetski is your average dad, but to his three year old daughter, Gwenevere, he could be a hero. He’s spent the last 18 months and more than 800 hours reading through studies and medical journals, researching CBD and its healing properties, to help her with the tonic, myoclonic, and clinical seizures she was having — […]

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