Posts Tagged ‘announce’

Californians Announce Discovery Of Strange New Season ‘Winter’

CALIFORNIA — In a groundbreaking announcement, Californians have declared the discovery of a strange new season they’re calling “winter.” Source

Guns N’ Roses Announce 2023 World Tour Ends In Athens

Guns N’ Roses return to the road on a massive 2023 World Tour produced by Live Nation, headlining stadiums, festivals, and arenas throughout the summer and fall. The powerhouse rock band launch this tour on June 5 in Tel Aviv, Israel, at Park Hayarkon and will continue across Europe through July 22, wrapping in Athens, Greece. Tickets… […]

Trump Expected To Announce New Nickname For Nikki Haley On February 15th

MAR-A-LAGO — Former President Donald Trump teased today that he will be dropping a devastating new nickname for Nikki Haley come February 15th. Source

Major News Outlets Announce They’re Abandoning Objectivity, Claim Outdated Concept is a Relic of ‘White Newsrooms’

Objectivity has no place in a modern-day newsroom because it’s “a distortion of reality” that was “dictated over decades by male editors in predominantly White newsrooms and reinforced their own view of the world,” so says our new media elites. From The Daily Caller News Foundation, “Major News Outlets Say They’re Ditching Objectivity In The Name […]

GREECE ANNOUNCE MEN’S AND WOMEN’S RUGBY LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL FIXTURES

Greece’s men will play a home fixture against Serbia in Athens on May 13. The match will comprise only players from the respective domestic leagues, in a repeat of a game between the nations held in Belgrade in 2017, in which Serbia won 50-6. GRLA president, George Stilianos, said: “We are very excited about the… […]

Russia to announce increase in supply of military equipment

But anger is growing among the relatives of Russian servicemen fighting in Ukraine. Source

‘Conspiracy to Defraud the US’: House Republicans Announce Investigation of Joe Biden and Biden Crime Family

House Republicans have announced an investigation into Joe Biden, Hunter Biden and the family’s “international business schemes.” Rep. Jame Comer (Oversight Committee Ranking Member) announced “We’re releasing a report today that details what we’ve uncovered. […] The post ‘Conspiracy to Defraud the US’: House Republicans Announce Investigation of Joe Biden and Biden Crime Family appeared […]

Samsung and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation announce new INCINERATION toilet that uses grid power to turn your toilet contents into ash and recycled water

(Natural News) In response to the Reinvent the Toilet Challenge, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation in partnership with Samsung has introduced a new prototype incineration toilet with the capacity to turn feces and urine into ash and recycled water. The Samsung Advanced Institute of Technology (SAIT) started working on the new toilet with Gates’ […]

Portugal latest EU country to announce support package as inflation hits 30-year high

Prime Minister António Costa said helping struggling families is important, but insisted it must be done responsibly.

European leaders announce new relief plans as energy crisis deepens

Germany has announced it will invest an additional €65 billion in a new round of measures aimed at easing the sting of inflation and high energy prices for consumers. “Germany stands together in a difficult time. As a country, we will get through this difficult time,” Chancellor Olaf Scholz said at a Sunday news conference […]

European leaders announce new relief plans as energy crisis deepens

Germany has announced it will invest an additional €65 billion in a new round of measures aimed at easing the sting of inflation and high energy prices for consumers. “Germany stands together in a difficult time. As a country, we will get through this difficult time,” Chancellor Olaf Scholz said at a Sunday news conference […]

European leaders announce new relief plans as energy crisis deepens

Germany has announced it will invest an additional €65 billion in a new round of measures aimed at easing the sting of inflation and high energy prices for consumers. “Germany stands together in a difficult time. As a country, we will get through this difficult time,” Chancellor Olaf Scholz said at a Sunday news conference […]

​​Canadian Pastor Artur Pawlowski Uses Far-Right Podcast to Announce Run for Office

Artur Pawlowski, a Canadian pastor celebrated by American conservatives as a symbol of religious freedom for bucking that country’s public safety orders, joined far-right podcaster Ethan Ralph’s show last Wednesday, where he announced that he will run for political office in Alberta.  “I have not made this public announcement, but I am going to run […]

Officials Announce They Put The Decimal In The Wrong Place, Inflation Actually 91%

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Labor Secretary Martin J. Walsh spoke with reporters Friday to clarify previous remarks that the rate of inflation had hit 9.1% in June. He explained that his office had accidentally placed the decimal in the wrong place and inflation is actually 91%, the highest it has ever been. He apologized for the […]

Connecticut Officials Announce Diesel Tax Hike, Increasing the Price Even More

Connecticut’s Department of Revenue Services this week announced a coming tax hike on diesel fuel, resulting in a nine cent increase.

Finland AND Sweden Announce Plans to Join NATO

NATO members rallied around Finland and Sweden on Sunday after they announced plans to join the alliance, marking another dramatic change in Europe’s security architecture triggered by Russia’s war in Ukraine.

As BP, Shell, ExxonMobil Announce Cutting Ties to Russia, Oil Baron Charles Koch Remains Silent About His Sprawling Russian Operations

British Petroleum (BP), Shell, ExxonMobil and Norwegian oil and gas producer, Equinor, have all released statements indicating they are severing business ties with Russia in response to its invasion of Ukraine. But billionaire oil baron Charles Koch, who has sat at the helm of Koch Industries for more than half a century, has been unusually […]

Tunisia: Fuel drivers announce a 3-day strike

Tunisia’s fuel transport drivers began a three-day strike today over unfulfilled social demands, Anadolu reported. Secretary General of the General Union of Hydrocarbons Transport Workers of the Tunisian General Labour Union said in a statement that the drivers decided to go on a strike after the failure of three negotiation sessions with the Ministries of […]

NASA seeking help from Theologians to Announce the arrival of the Aliens

    NASA has enlisted the help of theologians to examine how the world would react if sentient life was found on other planets (aka the alien hoax agenda) and what impacts such a discovery would have on deeply-held beliefs about divinity and creation. The US space agency has recruited some 24 scholars so far […]

ITV News Announce The Death Of Pope Francis… By Mistake

An ITV newsreader announced the death of Pope Francis on live television during an awkward Christmas Day blunder. The presenter, Kylie Pentelow, mistakenly began announcing the death of the Pope, before swiftly ending the segment in a toe-curling exchange on Saturday evening. “The Pope’s festive address focused on his prayers for the pandemic to come […]

Avengers Announce Diplomatic Boycott Of Thanos

EARTH—As the villain Thanos continues his campaign of genocide across the galaxy, Earth’s mightiest heroes, the Avengers, have decided to retaliate with one of their most feared weapons: a diplomatic boycott. “This time, we have to hit Thanos right where it hurts, by launching a mild attack on his political reputation,” said Captain America as he […]

Big Pharma Announce Plans For ‘Omicron’ The New Highly Evolved Covid Variant

Big Pharma giants have announced strategies to address Omicron, the newly identified Covid-19 variant, including plans to change existing vaccines and develop new boosters. The World Health Organization (WHO) designated Omicron the latest “variant of concern” following an emergency meeting on Friday, and warned that the highly mutated strain could be more infectious than any […]

International Christian Concern to Announce Top Persecutors of the Year Nov. 16

11/15/2021 Washington D.C. (International Christian Concern) – On Tuesday, November 16, International Christian Concern (ICC) will announce its 2021 Persecutor of the Year Awards for world’s worst oppressors. A leading voice on Christian persecution since 1995, ICC will give detailed findings in a 150-page report on 24 offenders and announce the worst of the worst […]

Dems Announce Plan To Call People Racist Even Harder

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Still reeling from their election losses, Democrats have vowed to adjust their strategy by calling people racist even harder.  “The real reason we didn’t win these elections is because we weren’t calling people racist hard enough,” said Joy Ann Reid, Democrat activist/journalist. “We called voters racist on the hour, when we really should have […]

Minnesota school board orders parents to announce their HOME ADDRESS before speaking at public meeting despite risk of making them targets for violence

A Minnesota school board chairwoman has stirred outrage after she demanded that parents announce their home address if they want to speak at public meetings – the latest flashpoint in the ongoing battle over the right to question administrators about COVID restrictions, CRT curriculums or any other controversial topics. Jodi Sapp, the chairwoman of the Mankato school […]

NASA scientists call for agreement on how to announce evidence of aliens

NASA scientists call for agreement on how to announce evidence of aliensOctober 28, 2021 How should evidence of alien life be disclosed ? Image Credit: CC BY 3.0 John Masterson, CSIROThe space agency wants the world to agree on the best way to reveal that alien life has been found.Given the lack of a worldwide […]

DC Comics Announce That New Superman Is Coming Out As Bisexual

Superman, a traditionally heterosexual superhero, is set to come out as bisexual and begin a romantic relationship with his best male friend, DC Comics announced on Monday. DC has revealed that in their upcoming comic series, Jonathan ‘Jon’ Kent, who took over the Superman title from his father Clark, will start dating his close friend Jay […]

Australian Officials Again Announce a New World Order

An Australian New World Order is coming into being, judging by the frequent uses of the phrase in the Land Down Under. In yet another slip of the tongue, which can hardly be considered anything other than calculated and deliberate, New South Wales (NSW) chief health officer Dr. Kerry Chant has come out and explicitly […]

‘We’re Not Done Yet’: Biden To Announce More Pandemic Measures

(ZH) US Surgeon General Dr. Vivek ‘masks don’t work… wait just kidding‘ Murthy on Sunday defended the Biden administration’s new Covid vaccine mandates – calling them an “appropriate legal measure” to keep people safe. Murthy, a known flip-floper, also “challenged the notion that Biden’s new policies reflect a flip-flop from the idea that vaccination should […]

Biden Admin Preparing to Announce New COVID Restrictions For the Unvaccinated

During a press conference, Australian public health chief Dr. Kerry Chant remarked, “We will be looking at what contact tracing looks like in the New World Order.” The comments were made during the same briefing in which Premier Gladys Berejiklian said that unvaccinated people would remain under lockdown indefinitely. Chant was asked if “exposure sites” […]

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