Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

Forget Yo Momma Jokes — Here Are 7 Hilarious Yo Birthing Person Jokes

Brought to you by There’s nothing like a savage “yo momma” joke — but it’s the current year, and we can’t say “momma” anymore, unfortunately. But we’ve got you covered with these 7 savage “yo birthing person” jokes that will diss all your friends and get the whole squad laughing. 1. Yo birthing person is […]

British Actor Jokes Israel “Ignores the Arab Population” With COVID-19 Vaccines

British actor David Tennant joked during an April 9 BBC comedy segment that Israel has ignored its Arab population when it comes to the COVID-19 vaccine distribution. The Jewish News reported that Tennant said that British residents could only travel to countries with a similar vaccination rate to Britain. He pointed to Israel, which has […]

After Fun April Fools’ Day Of Telling Jokes, Babylon Bee To Return To Real News Tomorrow

After Fun April Fools’ Day Of Telling Jokes, Babylon Bee To Return To Real News Tomorrow JUPITER, FL—After a fun, prank-filled day of telling jokes at The Babylon Bee, the popular website announced they would be returning to real news tomorrow. “Yeah, we have to loosen up once in a while and have fun,” said […]

Jewish Newspaper ‘Jokes’ About Shooting 100,000 Palestinians ‘Twice’ In Celebration Of Purim

A Jewish newspaper serving the Orthodox community in New Jersey’s northern suburbs apologized for an article that “joked” about shooting 100,000 Palestinians to celebrate Purim: The article in the Feb. 24 edition of The Jewish Link carried the headline “100,000 Palestinians shot by Israeli soldiers.” The attempted joke was that the “shots” referred to COVID-19 […]

NJ Jewish paper jokes ‘100,000 Palestinians shot by Israeli soldiers’

A newspaper serving the orthodox Jewish community of New York and New Jersey thinks it’s funny to joke about Israeli soldiers shooting Palestinians. The Jewish Link of Teaneck, NJ, published a “Purim satire” in its issue last week with the headline, “100,000 Palestinans shot by Israeli soldiers” that said that Palestinians were volunteering to be […]

‘Why is this election different to all others?’ jokes Baron Cohen

Following his double win at the prestigious Golden Globes award show on Sunday, Sacha Baron Cohen was asked by an Israeli television outlet if he knew Israel is headed for another election. “You’re voting again?! Enough already!” Baron Cohen exclaimed. Channel 13 news asked Baron Cohen why it was important for him to get his […]

Michael Che jokes that Israel is only vaccinating Jews, on ‘SNL’

Many news organizations have been celebrating Israel’s vaccination rate. From the PBS News Hour to NBC Nightly News, again and again. In fact, NBC ran a How-did-they-do-it miraculous story a couple of days ago. Well we’re not buying, and neither are halfway-aware Americans. This was SNL last night, Michael Che doing the news. [embedded content] […]

‘Pro-Free Speech’ Parler Bans Milo Yiannopoulos for Offensive Jokes Just a Day After its Return

    Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has been banned from Parler from offensive jokes, despite the site claiming repeatedly to be pro-free speech. Parler came back online for many users on Monday, after being kicked off of the internet and app stores by the Big Tech giants determined to shut the site down, claiming the […]

Jason Biggs jokes: I’ll be unemployed if Hollywood realizes I’m not a Jew

Jason Biggs’ extensive filmography has a common thread: he often gets cast as a Jew. He famously played Jim Levenstein, the awkward Jewish teenager-turned-adult, in the “American Pie” franchise, then played Larry Bloom in “Orange Is the New Black,” the Netflix show. He’s had other Jewish roles along the way. There’s one problem: He isn’t […]

Obama Jokes “Navy SEALs” Could Be Sent Into White House to Drag Trump Out

Leftists responded to a Twitter thread asking “how do you deprogram 75 million people?” by suggesting Trump supporters should be interned in “re-education camps” and that all conservative talk radio should be banned. “No seriously…how *do* you deprogram 75 million people? Where do you start? Fox? Facebook?” asked David Atkins (pronouns in bio), a regional […]

Donald Trump Jokes: ‘Sleepy Joe’ Biden Will Get ‘Big Fat Shot in the Ass’ Before Debate

President Donald Trump on Saturday joked that former Vice President Joe Biden would get a special shot to help him perform well in the presidential debates. “Don’t underestimate him, look, he’s been doing this for 47 years,” Trump said, pointing to the upcoming debates. “You never know. They give him a big fat shot in […]

FBI Had 12 Page File On George Carlin Because He Made Jokes About Government

Comedian George Carlin is known as one of the most controversial and outspoken entertainers of his time, and as far as the government is concerned, he could have possibly been a terrorist. Carlin was not a violent or criminal person in any way, but he said things during his routines that struck at the root […]

Russia-Mexico ties are warm… even without election meddling – Lavrov jokes in RT interview

Russian meddling in Binomo? US continues to ‘remind’ Moscow of its place, UN envoy tells pranksters Speaking to RT Espanol’s Aliana Nieves on Monday, Sergey Lavrov said recent developments in Latin America, where some leftist governments were forced out or were defeated by right-wing parties, did not affect the region’s relations with Russia. Some countries […]

NYT Journalist Buggin Out That Trump-Supporters are Going to Kill Him Because of Jokes on Twitter – Is He Tryin to Bug Out?

Andrew AnglinDaily Stormer July 3, 2017 In the span of just a couple of days, the media narrative has rapidly shifted from “Trump is a Russian agent” to “Trump is trying to have us killed because we made up that Russia thing! Someone has to stop him! He’s going to kill us […]

The War Room Episode 37: Ethics in Dead Baby Jokes Journalism

The Right Stuff May 25, 2017 The official podcast for right-wing veterans. In this episode, the joint chiefs respond to those who counter-signal White Sharia, tell some dead baby jokes, and debate the pit bull question. Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/TheWarRoom14 Subscribe to us on Vidme at https://vid.me/VandalVoid Subscribe to us […]

Czech President says Putin ‘forbids’ Lavrov from smoking, jokes about ‘liquidating’ journalists

“You are smoker just like me, Minister Lavrov – but your President forbids it,” 72-year-old Zeman, known for his bon viveur lifestyle, told the Russian Foreign Minister as he shook his hand during Sunday’s photo op at the “One Belt, One Road” forum in the Chinese capital. Belt & Road: China welcomes heads of state, […]

Millionaires are leaving Chicago, report says

From: chicagotribune.com Millionaires are leaving Chicago more than any other city in the United States on a net basis, according to a new report. About 3,000 individuals with net assets of $1 million or more, not including their primary residence, moved from the city last year, with many citing rising racial […]

Black Boy Who Called for End to Violence Gets Shot

Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer March 29, 2016 13 year old Zarriel Trotter recovering from surgery after being hit by stray bullet on West Side. @cbschicago pic.twitter.com/qOaMt7niz5 — Audrina Bigos (@AudrinaBigos) March 26, 2016 Don’t laugh, goyim. Black violence is a tragedy. They only do this because of slavery. Oh and in Africa they do it […]

Almost a million Tinder users are infected with pubic LICE! Got an itching for a hookup?

(NaturalNews) Nobody wants to spend too much time looking for the right partner, so many turn to social media and dating apps like Tinder to find and evaluate potential suitors. It’s as easy as swiping left or right. Tinder can be fun and exciting as an application, but things change once you decide […]

‘Sick of being targeted’: French authorities conducting warrantless raids on Muslims

Speaking to RT’s Daniel Bushell, the manager of the Pepper Grill restaurant on the outskirts of Paris recalled a police raid at his restaurant on Saturday night. “They blocked the roads with trucks, and up to 40 armed men stormed our restaurant…Saturday night’s the busiest time. Children were eating. The cops had shotguns, black masks, […]

‘Desperate ugliness & miserable vandalism’: Anti-govt protesters rage in Albanian capital (VIDEOS)

Demonstrators threw eggs, cobblestones and bags containing green and blue dye at the gate of the prime minister’s office. Others engaged in similar actions at the front of the Transport Ministry building. A group of activists hit an effigy of Albanian Prime Minister Rama with wooden beams and then burned it, while holding anti-government banners. […]

Profound Political Disunity Is Now Pitting Rising Elites Against Fading Elites

The chapter titles of the book provide a precis of the other causes Grant identifies: The Gulfs Between the Classes The Credibility Gap The Partnerships That Failed The Groups That Opted Out The Undermining of Effort Today we focus on the rising profound political disunity of the Power […]

The latest plot to keep you in the dark about GMOs: ‘QR’ barcodes

     “The [Oct. 21, 2015] Senate Agriculture hearing reaffirmed the broad consensus among scientists and regulators that GMOs are safe . . . We were pleased to hear Senator Stabenow’s [D-Mich.] personal commitment to work to develop a bipartisan bill that can pass the Senate by the end of this year…”. – Pamela Bailey, Grocery […]

EXPOSED: It’s Common for Cops to Steal Women’s Nude Phone Pics and Share Them in Departments

A year ago California Highway Patrol officers used to take much pleasure playing a private sexual game, and then it all had to stop when a civilian filed a greatly publicized complaint. So what was this much-loved pastime? It involved sharing nude photographs of women – and not just […]

EXPOSED: It’s Common for Cops to Steal Women’s Nude Phone Pics and Share Them in Departments

A year ago California Highway Patrol officers used to take much pleasure playing a private sexual game, and then it all had to stop when a civilian filed a greatly publicized complaint. So what was this much-loved pastime? It involved sharing nude photographs of women – and not just […]

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