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Ancient Gags: World’s 10 Oldest Jokes that are Funny and True Even Today
October 25th, 2023 
Awake Goy Humour, whether highbrow or downright crass, seems to be an essential part of virtually every human society across the world and throughout time. But what makes a joke funny? And why do we even try to make people laugh in the first place? Researchers have taken an important step towards answering these pressing questions, after […]
Best jokes from the 2023 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
April 30th, 2023 Awake Goy Best jokes from the 2023 White House Correspondents’ Dinner lead image Source
Giannis Antetokounmpo will publish his “Dad Jokes” in a new book
April 8th, 2023 Awake Goy Greek superstar Giannis Antetokounmpo is releasing a joke book after reaching a deal with a major publishing company. Giannis, known for his… lame jokes, compiled and authored the book himself, Eurohoops reported. Over the last years, Antetokounmpo has been busy collecting and categorising numerous jokes that he’s been hearing or reading while simultaneously testing how… […]
Biden Jokes About People Thinking He’s “Stupid” Then Makes Another Stupid Verbal Gaffe
January 27th, 2023 Awake Goy During an event in Springfield, Virginia, Joe Biden joked about people thinking he was “stupid” before making yet another embarrassing verbal gaffe. The president made the remarks while addressing the state of the economy. “I uh, I said that, uh, when I was seeking the nomination I said, ‘Take a seat, everybody!’ and there wasn’t […]
PSG face backlash after coach jokes about team’s private jet usage
September 7th, 2022 Awake Goy “This morning, we discussed with the company with which we sort our travel to know if we could not travel by land sailing,” Galtier responded at a press conference on Monday.
Comedian Refuses Woke Streamer’s Demand To Censor Abortion Jokes; Buys Own Special Back For $1 Million
July 9th, 2022 Awake Goy Comic Andrew Schulz has used his life savings to buy his upcoming comedy special, “Infamous,” back from a previously-unnamed streaming service, which “freaked out” and wanted him to edit or cut entire jokes deemed too “wild.” Source
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No Comments »LGBTQ Cancel Mob Comes for Ricky Gervais over Transgender Jokes: Netflix’s ‘Most Transphobic Show Yet’
May 25th, 2022 Awake Goy The LGBTQ cancel mob has taken out its pitchforks for Ricky Gervais, condemning his latest Netflix comedy special as “dangerous” and the streamer’s “most transphobic show yet.”
Lauren Boebert jokes about Afghans falling from US plane
August 17th, 2021 Awake Goy Republican representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado is facing a massive backlash online for her insensitive joke about Afghans who fell off a US military plane on Monday in their desperation to get out of the strife-torn country. In a tweet, accompanying the video of hundreds of Afghan men swarming a US military plane as it […]
Forget Yo Momma Jokes — Here Are 7 Hilarious Yo Birthing Person Jokes
May 8th, 2021 Awake Goy Brought to you by There’s nothing like a savage “yo momma” joke — but it’s the current year, and we can’t say “momma” anymore, unfortunately. But we’ve got you covered with these 7 savage “yo birthing person” jokes that will diss all your friends and get the whole squad laughing. 1. Yo birthing person is […]
British Actor Jokes Israel “Ignores the Arab Population” With COVID-19 Vaccines
April 16th, 2021 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda British actor David Tennant joked during an April 9 BBC comedy segment that Israel has ignored its Arab population when it comes to the COVID-19 vaccine distribution. The Jewish News reported that Tennant said that British residents could only travel to countries with a similar vaccination rate to Britain. He pointed to Israel, which has […]
After Fun April Fools’ Day Of Telling Jokes, Babylon Bee To Return To Real News Tomorrow
April 2nd, 2021 Awake Goy After Fun April Fools’ Day Of Telling Jokes, Babylon Bee To Return To Real News Tomorrow JUPITER, FL—After a fun, prank-filled day of telling jokes at The Babylon Bee, the popular website announced they would be returning to real news tomorrow. “Yeah, we have to loosen up once in a while and have fun,” said […]
Jewish Newspaper ‘Jokes’ About Shooting 100,000 Palestinians ‘Twice’ In Celebration Of Purim
March 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy A Jewish newspaper serving the Orthodox community in New Jersey’s northern suburbs apologized for an article that “joked” about shooting 100,000 Palestinians to celebrate Purim: The article in the Feb. 24 edition of The Jewish Link carried the headline “100,000 Palestinians shot by Israeli soldiers.” The attempted joke was that the “shots” referred to COVID-19 […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: about, Jewish, jokes, newspaper, Palestinians, shooting, twice No Comments »NJ Jewish paper jokes ‘100,000 Palestinians shot by Israeli soldiers’
March 2nd, 2021 Awake Goy A newspaper serving the orthodox Jewish community of New York and New Jersey thinks it’s funny to joke about Israeli soldiers shooting Palestinians. The Jewish Link of Teaneck, NJ, published a “Purim satire” in its issue last week with the headline, “100,000 Palestinans shot by Israeli soldiers” that said that Palestinians were volunteering to be […]
‘Why is this election different to all others?’ jokes Baron Cohen
March 1st, 2021 Awake Goy Following his double win at the prestigious Golden Globes award show on Sunday, Sacha Baron Cohen was asked by an Israeli television outlet if he knew Israel is headed for another election. “You’re voting again?! Enough already!” Baron Cohen exclaimed. Channel 13 news asked Baron Cohen why it was important for him to get his […]
Michael Che jokes that Israel is only vaccinating Jews, on ‘SNL’
February 22nd, 2021 Awake Goy Many news organizations have been celebrating Israel’s vaccination rate. From the PBS News Hour to NBC Nightly News, again and again. In fact, NBC ran a How-did-they-do-it miraculous story a couple of days ago. Well we’re not buying, and neither are halfway-aware Americans. This was SNL last night, Michael Che doing the news. [embedded content] […]
‘Pro-Free Speech’ Parler Bans Milo Yiannopoulos for Offensive Jokes Just a Day After its Return
February 18th, 2021 Awake Goy Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has been banned from Parler from offensive jokes, despite the site claiming repeatedly to be pro-free speech. Parler came back online for many users on Monday, after being kicked off of the internet and app stores by the Big Tech giants determined to shut the site down, claiming the […]
Posted in Social Media Tags: after, jokes, offensive, parler, return, speech, yiannopoulos No Comments »Jason Biggs jokes: I’ll be unemployed if Hollywood realizes I’m not a Jew
February 15th, 2021 Awake Goy Jason Biggs’ extensive filmography has a common thread: he often gets cast as a Jew. He famously played Jim Levenstein, the awkward Jewish teenager-turned-adult, in the “American Pie” franchise, then played Larry Bloom in “Orange Is the New Black,” the Netflix show. He’s had other Jewish roles along the way. There’s one problem: He isn’t […]
Obama Jokes “Navy SEALs” Could Be Sent Into White House to Drag Trump Out
November 21st, 2020 Awake Goy Leftists responded to a Twitter thread asking “how do you deprogram 75 million people?” by suggesting Trump supporters should be interned in “re-education camps” and that all conservative talk radio should be banned. “No seriously…how *do* you deprogram 75 million people? Where do you start? Fox? Facebook?” asked David Atkins (pronouns in bio), a regional […]
Donald Trump Jokes: ‘Sleepy Joe’ Biden Will Get ‘Big Fat Shot in the Ass’ Before Debate
September 20th, 2020 Awake Goy President Donald Trump on Saturday joked that former Vice President Joe Biden would get a special shot to help him perform well in the presidential debates. “Don’t underestimate him, look, he’s been doing this for 47 years,” Trump said, pointing to the upcoming debates. “You never know. They give him a big fat shot in […]
FBI Had 12 Page File On George Carlin Because He Made Jokes About Government
March 22nd, 2018 Awake Goy Comedian George Carlin is known as one of the most controversial and outspoken entertainers of his time, and as far as the government is concerned, he could have possibly been a terrorist. Carlin was not a violent or criminal person in any way, but he said things during his routines that struck at the root […]
Russia-Mexico ties are warm… even without election meddling – Lavrov jokes in RT interview
December 25th, 2017 Awake Goy Russian meddling in Binomo? US continues to ‘remind’ Moscow of its place, UN envoy tells pranksters Speaking to RT Espanol’s Aliana Nieves on Monday, Sergey Lavrov said recent developments in Latin America, where some leftist governments were forced out or were defeated by right-wing parties, did not affect the region’s relations with Russia. Some countries […]
NYT Journalist Buggin Out That Trump-Supporters are Going to Kill Him Because of Jokes on Twitter – Is He Tryin to Bug Out?
July 3rd, 2017 Awake Goy Andrew AnglinDaily Stormer July 3, 2017 In the span of just a couple of days, the media narrative has rapidly shifted from “Trump is a Russian agent” to “Trump is trying to have us killed because we made up that Russia thing! Someone has to stop him! He’s going to kill us […]
Posted in World News Tags: because, buggin, going, jokes, journalist, supporters, Trump No Comments »The War Room Episode 37: Ethics in Dead Baby Jokes Journalism
May 25th, 2017 Awake Goy The Right Stuff May 25, 2017 The official podcast for right-wing veterans. In this episode, the joint chiefs respond to those who counter-signal White Sharia, tell some dead baby jokes, and debate the pit bull question. Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/TheWarRoom14 Subscribe to us on Vidme at https://vid.me/VandalVoid Subscribe to us […]
Czech President says Putin ‘forbids’ Lavrov from smoking, jokes about ‘liquidating’ journalists
May 15th, 2017 Awake Goy “You are smoker just like me, Minister Lavrov – but your President forbids it,” 72-year-old Zeman, known for his bon viveur lifestyle, told the Russian Foreign Minister as he shook his hand during Sunday’s photo op at the “One Belt, One Road” forum in the Chinese capital. Belt & Road: China welcomes heads of state, […]
Millionaires are leaving Chicago, report says
April 8th, 2016 Awake Goy From: chicagotribune.com Millionaires are leaving Chicago more than any other city in the United States on a net basis, according to a new report. About 3,000 individuals with net assets of $1 million or more, not including their primary residence, moved from the city last year, with many citing rising racial […]
Black Boy Who Called for End to Violence Gets Shot
March 29th, 2016 Awake Goy Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer March 29, 2016 13 year old Zarriel Trotter recovering from surgery after being hit by stray bullet on West Side. @cbschicago pic.twitter.com/qOaMt7niz5 — Audrina Bigos (@AudrinaBigos) March 26, 2016 Don’t laugh, goyim. Black violence is a tragedy. They only do this because of slavery. Oh and in Africa they do it […]
Posted in World News Tags: ambassador, ape, Erdogan, German, humorless, jokes, summons, tv No Comments »Almost a million Tinder users are infected with pubic LICE! Got an itching for a hookup?
February 20th, 2016 Awake Goy (NaturalNews) Nobody wants to spend too much time looking for the right partner, so many turn to social media and dating apps like Tinder to find and evaluate potential suitors. It’s as easy as swiping left or right. Tinder can be fun and exciting as an application, but things change once you decide […]
‘Sick of being targeted’: French authorities conducting warrantless raids on Muslims
December 9th, 2015 Awake Goy Speaking to RT’s Daniel Bushell, the manager of the Pepper Grill restaurant on the outskirts of Paris recalled a police raid at his restaurant on Saturday night. “They blocked the roads with trucks, and up to 40 armed men stormed our restaurant…Saturday night’s the busiest time. Children were eating. The cops had shotguns, black masks, […]
‘Desperate ugliness & miserable vandalism’: Anti-govt protesters rage in Albanian capital (VIDEOS)
December 9th, 2015 Awake Goy Demonstrators threw eggs, cobblestones and bags containing green and blue dye at the gate of the prime minister’s office. Others engaged in similar actions at the front of the Transport Ministry building. A group of activists hit an effigy of Albanian Prime Minister Rama with wooden beams and then burned it, while holding anti-government banners. […]
