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PLUM, PA—According to reports, a local 4-year-old imbecile has picked a dandelion and blown its seeds all over a perfect lawn. According to witnesses, the boy’s mother actually thought it was “cute” and took pictures as her son scattered the invasive weed garbage all over the manicured green front yard. Sources say that the little jerk […]
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Cancellation Of The Palestinian Election Is The Perfect Gift To Israel
April 29th, 2021 
Wake Up Fools With Palestinians on the verge of an uprising throughout the occupied territories, Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas may hand Israel a get out of jail free card if he decides to cancel the upcoming Palestinian elections, as many predict he will. Next month, the Palestinians are supposed to hold their first Legislative elections in 15 […]
A Perfect Work-From-Home Lunch
April 26th, 2021 Wake Up Fools I work from home, and while it’s how I’ve always worked, it still presents a few challenges. Namely, structure and discipline. One trick I rely on is to schedule a lunch break. Easy to say, but the ritual of leaving the desk, moving into another room, and, most important, stepping away from the screen, can […]
Vergne displays perfect timing to win opening race of Rome E-Prix double-header
April 12th, 2021 Wake Up Fools Jean-Eric Vergne (DS Techeetah) produced a tactical drive in the Formula E race in Rome to take victory after starting from fifth. He finished the race in 48 minutes 47.177 seconds, crossing the line behind the safety car, with Jaguar Racing’s Sam Bird and Mitch Evans in second and third. Vergne was under pressure throughout […]
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No Comments »Answer These 8 Questions, And We’ll Match You With The Perfect Christian Spouse
March 24th, 2021 Wake Up Fools Brought to you by: Are you a single Christian? Uh-oh… if you’re a Christian, being single is the absolute worst thing you can ever be. We need to fix that right now. First, take one of the quizzes below. There’s one for the guys and one for the ladies. Once you’ve been matched with the ideal Christian […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: answer, christian, match, perfect, questions, spouse, these No Comments »Māori Politician Has ‘Perfect Response’ To Palace Racism Claims
March 11th, 2021 Wake Up Fools The co-leader of New Zealand’s Māori Party didn’t mince words Tuesday when asked about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s revelation that the royal family were concerned about the color of their baby’s skin before he was born. “The Crown? I mean, I don’t know why everyone’s so surprised that the Crown’s racist,” said Debbie Ngārewa-Packer, […]
Bild’s ‘spying’ allegations against RT German are perfect fit for ‘NATO narrative,’ Afshin Rattansi says as RT vows legal action
March 10th, 2021 Wake Up Fools Dramatic charges that RT reporters worked as spies in Germany from tabloid Bild are sure to mesh well with prevailing narratives about Russia in NATO states, host and commentator Afshin Rattansi said as RT prepares a lawsuit. A story published in Bild on Tuesday alleged that RT’s German-language wing dispatched two of its reporters to […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: afshin, against, allegations, German, narrative, perfect, Spying No Comments »Right Wing Round-Up: A Perfect Metaphor
February 27th, 2021 Wake Up Fools ALL donations 3X-MATCHED by 12/31 to save our democracy! Every day, the reporters and researchers of Right Wing Watch expose the hateful words and deeds of right-wing leaders and the far-right players who fueled Trump’s rise to power and aim to keep him there. Our work is read daily and used by major media outlets, […]
45-Year-Old Italian Doctor “In the Prime of Life and in Perfect Health” Drops Dead After the Pfizer mRNA COVID Shot: 39-Year-Old Nurse, 42-Year-Old Surgical Technician Also Dead
February 6th, 2021 Wake Up Fools Humans Are Free Brian Shilhavy The Italian media has reported on several deaths among young hospital healthcare workers, just shortly after receiving the experimental Pfizer mRNA COVID injections. Left to right: MD Mauro Valeriano D’Auria, Nurse Elisabeth Durazzo, Surgical Equipment Technician Luigi Buttazzo Mauro Valeriano D’Auria, a gastroenterologist at Umberto I Hospital in Nocera […]
Iran nuke deal is not perfect, but Israeli army chief’s take is far from reality
January 29th, 2021 Wake Up Fools Download App© Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, and analysis from Israel and the Middle East © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved 00
Ivanka Trump is perfect cover for antisemitic, racist, conspiracy-loving Republicans
January 19th, 2021 Wake Up Fools Download App© Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, and analysis from Israel and the Middle East © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved 00
Posted in Jewish News Tags: antisemitic, Conspiracy, cover, ivanka, perfect, Racist, Trump No Comments »Tree oil spills into lake to form perfect image of a tree
January 15th, 2021 Wake Up Fools An Australian amateur photographer has captured a series of stunning arial shots after a storm washed tea tree oil into a lake to form a “tree of life”. Photographer Derry Moroney used a drone to captured the images of the perfect arboreal pattern in Lake Cakora in Brooms Head, New South Wales, after heavy rains. In […]
Erdogan-picked university chief gave students the perfect way to fight back
January 11th, 2021 Wake Up Fools Download App© Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, and analysis from Israel and the Middle East © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved 00
Posted in Jewish News Tags: Chief, Erdogan, fight, perfect, picked, students, university No Comments »A Muslim woman and a gay Jewish man are the perfect couple in this show
December 12th, 2020 Wake Up Fools Download App© Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, and analysis from Israel and the Middle East © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved 00
Rashida Tlaib Promotes ‘Perfect Gift’ for Activists: ‘Justice from Detroit to Gaza’
December 8th, 2020 Wake Up Fools Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) on Monday posted gift ideas for “the activist in your family” this holiday season, one of which was a shirt that reads, “Justice from Detroit to Gaza.” “Looking for the perfect gift for the activist in your family? Check out some of our powerful messages for family and friends this holiday […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: activists, detroit, justice, perfect, promotes, rashida, tlaib No Comments »Why Neom was a perfect place for Bibi’s secret meeting in Saudi Arabia
November 25th, 2020 Wake Up Fools Download App© Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, and analysis from Israel and the Middle East © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved 00
Posted in Benjamin Netanyahu, Middle East, saudi-arabia Tags: arabia, meeting, perfect, place, Saudi, secret No Comments »Perfect Battle Axes From Battle of Grunwald Found in Poland
September 1st, 2020 Wake Up Fools A group of Polish detectorists have uncovered an exciting collection of artifacts on the historic site of the Battle of Grunwald which took place in 1410. It includes two perfectly preserved battle axes that have been in the ground for over 600 years. It is hoped that these weapons can provide more insights into what […]
Pubs Create ‘Perfect Storm’ For Spreading Coronavirus Say Academics
August 9th, 2020 Wake Up Fools 
Academics are warning that pubs create the “perfect storm” for spreading the coronavirus and carry even more risk than planes. Its looking increasingly likely that the government want to shut down even more pubs and bars. Experts warn that people who get together in an indoor pub are potentially subjecting themselves to a build-up of […]
Pubs are perfect storm for spreading ‘virus’, academics warn (in other words governments want to shut the pubs and bars – too much human interaction you see)
August 9th, 2020 Wake Up Fools Pubs create the “perfect storm” for spreading coronavirus and carry more risk than planes, according to academics. Punters drinking together in an indoor pub are potentially subjecting themselves to a build-up of infected droplets caused by poor ventilation and people having continuous conversations, often speaking more loudly to be heard over the din of a […]
Picture-Perfect Iceberg Dazzles on Newfoundland’s Bonavista Peninsula
June 8th, 2018 Wake Up Fools Many iceberg watchers got 15,000-year-old ice for their drinks along with a good photo Crowds are flocking to the beaches of Upper Amherst Cove, on Newfoundland’s Bonavista Peninsula this week to get a look at a majestic-looking iceberg floating offshore. “It’s a huge chunk of ice 300 feet [91.4 metres] offshore, and it’s absolutely beautiful,” […]
Posted in World News Tags: bonavista, dazzles, iceberg, Newfoundland, peninsula, perfect, picture No Comments »#Romanovs100 reveals rare artistic photos of Nicholas II in perfect physical shape
May 28th, 2018 Wake Up Fools Exercising was an essential part of Nicholas II’s life: he enjoyed a great variety of activities and did his best to share his interest with his five children and entourage. From a young age to his last days in captivity (aged 50), Nicholas II found ways to keep his body in fantastic shape. Horse-riding, fencing […]
Posted in World News Tags: artistic, nicholas, perfect, photos, physical, reveals, romanovs100 No Comments »Find the Perfect Image with the Free Photo Library
May 10th, 2018 Wake Up Fools You’re finishing up a blog post and want to add a photo, but you don’t have the right image. There’s a solution right in your WordPress mobile app: the Free Photo Library. As part of our never-ending mission to improve Media in the WordPress apps, you now have access to over 40,000 free, high-quality photos […]
PERFECT BRITISH ROTHSCHILDS CRIME MOB SHILL FOR DIVIDE AND CONQUER POLITICS IN UK IS THE ROTHSCHILDS MOB PAID FAKER TOMMY ROBINSON!
March 11th, 2018 Wake Up Fools PERFECT BRITISH ROTHSCHILDS CRIME MOB SHILL FOR DIVIDE AND CONQUER POLITICS IN UK IS THE ROTHSCHILDS MOB PAID FAKER TOMMY ROBINSON! TOMMY ROBINSON ON BBC ROBINSON PROVIDES WITH PAY THE RACIST COMMENTS AGAINST MUSLIMS! ROTHSCHILDS CRIME MOB MEDIA PROVIDES THE OUTRAGE AGAINST RACISM DIVIDE & CONQUER TACTICS NEEDED TO CREATE THEIR GOAL OF A MIXED […]
Posted in World News, World Politics Tags: british, conquer, Crime, divide, perfect, rothschilds, shill No Comments »Are Trump Trade Wars A Perfect Smokescreen For A Market Crash???
March 8th, 2018 Wake Up Fools Photo by Andrew Harnik/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9447254j) The following article was written by Brandon Smith and originally published at Alt-Market.com. First, I would like to say that the timing of Donald Trump’s announcement on expansive trade tariffs is unusual if not impeccable. I say this only IF Trump’s plan was to benefit establishment globalists by […]
Posted in World News, World Politics Tags: crash, market, perfect, smokescreen, trade, Trump 1 Comment »How China’s Social Credit Score Will Shape The “Perfect” Citizen
March 8th, 2018 Wake Up Fools March 7, 2018 By The Daily Bell If you have too much debt and bad credit, it may be tough to get credit cards and loans. The idea is that people who are less likely to pay pack lenders get less credit. Well imagine if there was a social credit system. But it was the government that used […]
Posted in World News, World Politics Tags: china, citizen, Credit, perfect, score, shape, social No Comments »Trump Trade Wars A Perfect Smokescreen For A Market Crash
March 8th, 2018 Wake Up Fools March 7, 2018 By Brandon Smith First, I would like to say that the timing of Donald Trump’s announcement on expansive trade tariffs is unusual if not impeccable. I say this only IF Trump’s plan was to benefit establishment globalists by giving them perfect cover for their continued demolition of the […]
Posted in World News, World Politics Tags: crash, market, perfect, smokescreen, trade, Trump No Comments »Guard dog: 5 breeds that are perfect for protecting you
February 5th, 2018 Wake Up Fools (Natural News) Dog breeding, or the process of mating selected dogs for certain qualities and characteristics, has become more specialized over the years, with different types of breeds particularly designed for different types of tasks. There are dogs bred for protection, hunting, assistants for the physically challenged, companions, etc. Dogs bred for […]
The Closest I Ever Came to Having a ‘Perfect’ Day at Work
January 19th, 2018 Wake Up Fools Next Story The perfect work day is one of those days some of us have come close to experiencing but have probably missed. I came close once or twice but never planned for it. I found out that I can have a perfect day every day and will share some of the steps I have […]
Olympic Games In South Korea – Perfect Opportunity For A False Flag Attack?
January 18th, 2018 Wake Up Fools By Brandon Smith The war rhetoric surrounding North Korea on both sides of the Pacific has never been more aggressive than it has been the past year (at least not since the Korean War). There are some people that see the entire affair as a “distraction,” a distraction that will never amount to […]
Posted in World News, World Politics Tags: false, games, Korea, olympic, opportunity, perfect, south No Comments »Bad news for the hateful Left: Trump in EXCELLENT mental health, garnering perfect score on cognitive test
January 17th, 2018 Wake Up Fools (Natural News) He’s crazy. He’s out of his mind. He’s mentally unfit. He’s too unstable for the job of president. That’s what Democrats and their mind-numbed robotic drone supporters have been parroting now for weeks. After the Trump-Russia “collusion” story fell through, they had to come up with something else — another albatross to hang […]
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