Posts Tagged ‘unveils’

Biden Unveils Innovative ‘Make Black People Lose Their Jobs’ Plan

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has unveiled a brand-new jobs plan, in which he will mandate vaccines for private businesses, forcing vaccine-hesitant black people to lose their jobs. Black Americans, who are statistically more likely to be vaccine-hesitant, stand to lose the most under this plan. When asked about the plan’s impact on black Americans, Biden responded: “Colored […]

Biden Unveils ‘Your Body, My Choice’ Vaccination Program

STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC From The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a speech today, Joe Biden unveiled a brand new program to force the rest of the country to get vaccinated, entitled “Your Body, My Choice.” “Listen folks, make mistake. Uh, make no mistake,” said the President, reading carefully off the teleprompter. “I have complete control and […]

Taliban Unveils Coronavirus Plan: Rely on China

Taliban spokesman Suhail Shaheen announced on Thursday that, following a high-level meeting with Chinese communist officials, Beijing vowed to help the Taliban fight the Chinese coronavirus pandemic. Shaheen’s statement is the first from an official Taliban member to mention the pandemic since the radical Islamist terrorists became the de facto government of Afghanistan on August […]

Canberra Unveils COVID-19 Vaccine Compensation Scheme

Meanwhile, children aged 12 to 15 have been given the green light by Australia’s regulators to be COVID-19 vaccinated, with the national rollout ticking over the milestone of having one-third of adults fully jabbed. The ACT leads the way with 41 percent of the national capital’s over-16s fully vaccinated, with Western Australia trailing the pack […]

Russia unveils new war plane, Putin hails air power

Russian aircraft makers on Tuesday unveiled a prototype of a new fighter jet that features stealth capabilities and other advanced characteristics. Russian President Vladimir Putin inspected the prospective warplane displayed with much fanfare at the MAKS-2021 International Aviation and Space Salon. The air show opened Tuesday in Zhukovsky, outside Moscow. “What we saw in Zhukovsky […]

A Catastrophe Unveils Itself

JULY 14, 2021BY GILAD ATZMON  By Gilad Atzmon On July 9, we learned that Pfizer planned to ask U.S. and European regulators to authorize an urgent booster dose of its COVID-19 vaccine, “based on evidence of greater risk of infection six months after inoculation and the spread of the highly contagious Delta variant.”  On the same […]

World Economic Forum Unveils Orwellian ‘Global Coalition for Digital Safety’ to Censor Independent Media

The World Economic Forum announced last month it is working with Big Tech and left-wing governments worldwide to censor opinions on the Internet that is considers “harmful.” The WEF is a secretive globalist organization that wields enormous influence over the elected leaders of Western nations. Its members consist of elitist internationalist corporate CEO’s and the leaders of […]

EU unveils landmark climate change plan with tougher targets for foreign companies and transport industry

The European Union has announced sweeping legislation to cut its carbon footprint by more than half by the end of this decade, including tougher caps on car emissions and a plan to tax foreign companies for the pollution they create. The European Green Deal: Fit for 55 plan is an attempt to wean the continent […]

MyPillow Guy Unveils New Product For Anyone Still Following Him, MyStraitjacket

UNDERGROUND LAIR, AZ—Somewhere in the foothills of Arizona, Mike Lindell has been hard at work developing the most comfortable, soothing straitjacket on earth, guaranteed to help his followers feel safe and warm as security guards blast them with ketamine darts. “When I get tired of blowing open Dominion voting machines with real TNT, there’s nothing […]

Elon Musk Unveils New Tesla F-15

STARBASE, TX—Entrepreneur and all-around slightly insane man Elon Musk announced today he is releasing a new Tesla model: the F-15. The all-electric fighter jet will be in production by the fall and is available for preorder now. “We’ve revolutionized the electric car, and now, we’re taking to the skies,” Musk said at the official unveiling […]

Osama bin Laden’s Niece Unveils ‘Trump Won’ Flag Outside Biden Summit

Osama bin Laden’s niece unveiled a massive “Trump Won” flag while protesting the Biden-Putin summit in Geneva on Wednesday. Noor Bin Laden, 34, was confronted by Swiss police while protesting the summit. Bin Ladin has been a massive Trump supporter and strong critic of the Biden administration. She calls herself a “patriot at heart” and […]

Biden Unveils $6 Trillion Budget That Will Raise Federal Spending To Highest Post-WW2 Level

US stock futures soared Thursday morning as President Biden unveiled his first federal budget, which calls for the government to spend $6 trillion in the 2022 fiscal year, with total annual spending set to increase to $8.2 trillion by 2031. Stocks initially kneejerked higher, then retreated on the headlines reporting the proposed budget, which Biden can […]

Kevin McCarthy Unveils Bill to Crack Down on Antisemitic Hate Crimes

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Rep. David Kustoff (R-TN) introduced a bill on Tuesday that aims to target antisemitic hate crimes as the United States experiences a surge in attacks on Jews following a bloody 11-day war started by Hamas against Israel, Fox News reports. The bill, entitled the Preventing Anti-Semitic Hate Crimes Act, would direct the Department […]

Iran unveils Gaza Drone as well as new Radar and Surface-to-Air Missile capability

    Iran has unveiled three new defense capabilities amid ongoing tensions with the US, including the ‘Quds’ radar system, a surface-to-air missile system dubbed ‘9-Day,’ and a drone called ‘Gaza’ with a 2,000km operating range. In a ceremony on Friday, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), in the presence of Commander-in-Chief Major General Hossein […]

Lego Unveils New Genderless Bricks With No Male/Female Connectors

BILLUND, DENMARK—As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, Lego has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around. “This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks!” […]

Joel Osteen Unveils New Ultra-Thin Yacht That Can Fit Through The Eye Of A Needle

Joel Osteen Unveils New Ultra-Thin Yacht That Can Fit Through The Eye Of A Needle HOUSTON, TX—Multimillionaire prosperity gospel preacher Joel Osteen has come under fire, as some are suggesting he may actually be a grifter who lives in luxury while fleecing a gullible audience. Others cite the words of Jesus when He said, “It’s […]

Ukraine Unveils Folding ‘Pop-Up Book’ Synagogue at Site of Babi Yar Massacre

A view of a symbolic synagogue, in the form of a collapsible wooden structure, commemorating the victims of Babyn Yar (Babiy Yar), one of the biggest single massacres of Jews during the Nazi Holocaust, during the opening ceremony, in Kyiv, Ukraine May 14, 2021. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich Ukraine unveiled on Friday a synagogue built of wood […]

Australia Unveils Weapons Of Mouse Destruction To Tackle Rodent ‘Plague’

The Australian state of New South Wales will spend $38.5 million to send a plague of mice eating their way across farms and invading homes “into oblivion,” a move hailed by farmers and rural residents who say they’re at their wits end with a growing tide of rodents. Farmers and residents in rural communities for […]

Iranian Film Festival Australia unveils official lineup

Iranian Film Festival Australia unveils official lineup – Tehran%20Times TEHRAN – Eleven films in various genres will be screened at the Iranian Film Festival Australia as the organizers of the 10th edition of the event have announced its official lineup. Ida Panahandeh’s latest drama “Titi” will open this year’s festival, which will take place from […]

Macron unveils France’s 4-step lockdown exit plan, including ‘emergency brake’ for regions with Covid-19 spikes

President Emmanuel Macron has outlined his four-stage strategy to ease France’s third national Covid-19 lockdown, with restaurants, bars, and cafes set to open in three weeks’ time. Under the plans, confirmed by Macron to several French regional media outlets on Wednesday, the country’s public health measures to contain the virus will be eased nationally, rather […]

Russia unveils CIA plot to Assassinate Belarus leadership and even their Children during Color Revolution

    Several people, including two in Russia, have been arrested for allegedly plotting an armed insurrection against the Belarusian president. He claims that the US may have sanctioned the assassination attempt. Earlier this week, several Belarusian opposition figures were arrested in their home country and in neighboring Russia. The two nations made it clear […]

Eric Garcetti Unveils ‘Justice Budget’: Income Grants, ‘DACA Fees,’ ‘Slavery Reparations,’ ‘Alternatives to Policing’

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti told the city Monday evening in his annual “State of the City” address that L.A. was more “just” and “forward-looking” after a year of pandemic, riots, and economic shock. “Through our pain and our trauma, we showed who we are, and defined what we believe,” Garcetti said. Join us live […]

‘Woke’ California Unveils ‘Equitable Math’: ‘Correct Answers Are RACIST’

Democrat-run California is considering implementing a statewide math framework that promotes the concept that attempting to figure out a correct answer in math is an example of “racism” and “white supremacy.” Yes, really. You can unsubscribe any time. By subscribing you agree to our Terms of Use. The California education department published the framework, titled […]

UK Govt Unveils Plan To Test Everyone For Covid Twice A Week

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson Johnson wants all Britons to take part in a twice weekly mass covid screening ‘to stop outbreaks in their tracks’ and ‘set the country free’. Johnson announced a massive expansion of covid testing with free rapid kits being made available to everyone in England from this Friday. You can unsubscribe […]

Biden Unveils Ambitious Plan To Pay National Debt By Capturing A Leprechaun And Using His Gold

Biden Unveils Ambitious Plan To Pay National Debt By Capturing A Leprechaun And Using His Gold WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid concerns that the national debt may be spiraling out of control, Biden calmed fears in a statement that he has a plan to pay off the debt by capturing a leprechaun and stealing all his gold. “Don’t […]

Putin Unveils Israeli WW2 Memorial, Honors Red Army for Ending Holocaust

Russian President Vladimir Putin is on a quick “one-day” official state visit to Israel. It’s Putin’s second trip — he first visited the Jewish State back in 2005. The Russian leader made his first stop in the coastal city of Netanya to inaugurate a memorial to the soldiers of the Red Army who died during […]

Iran unveils underground ‘missile city,’ fitted with ‘electronic war’ equipment

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Group Unveils OPCW Cover-up in Douma Chemical Attack

By Staff, Agencies The Courage Foundation group dedicated to defending whistleblowers stressed that the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons [OPCW] “sidestepped” concerns about its controversial investigation into the 2018 alleged chemical attack in the Syrian city of Douma, accusing the body of accepting “unsubstantiated or possibly manipulated” findings. In a statement, the Courage […]

Pelosi Unveils 9/11 Style Commission to Investigate Jan. 6

After failing to disclose any information regarding the unrest at the Capitol on January 6 thus far, Nancy Pelosi revealed Monday that the House will establish an independent commission to investigate what really happened. Despite baseless accusations against President Trump without any evidence of conspiracy, the commission will be similar to the one that studied […]

Iranian artist unveils new stringed instrument

TEHRAN – Iranian artist Mohammadreza Ildar-Jaleh unveiled his innovative musical instrument named “moraj” on Sunday. The unveiling ceremony was organized during the closing ceremony of the 12th Woodwork Exhibition at Tehran’s Niavaran Culture Center. The instrument takes its name from the first letters of the artist’s full name who is an expert in making the […]

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