Posts Tagged ‘announces’

Bayer announces plan to end glyphosate-based herbicide sales to US consumers by 2023

Bayer announced it will remove glyphosate from the U.S. consumer lawn and garden marketplace as soon as Jan. 2023. The company will replace glyphosate in the consumer lawn and garden segment with other “known and well-established active ingredients.” With more than 30,000 unresolved cancer lawsuits—90 percent from the U.S. residential lawn and garden market business […]

‘We’ve delivered’: 70% of EU adults have at least one vaccination, Commission announces

Seventy percent of adults in the European Union have received at least one shot of the COVID-19 vaccines, Commission chief Ursula von der Leyen announced on Tuesday. “The EU has kept its word and delivered. Our target was to protect 70% of adults in the European Union with at least one vaccination in July. Today […]

Australia Announces Beginning of ‘New World Order’ As Harsh COVID Lockdowns Imposed – conspiracy huh?

EWR comment: Highlighted here recently in a shorter version, ‘they’ are telling us their NWO (that folk told us was ‘conspiracy’) is now here. Even globalist Jacinda Adern referred to it as the world order (as they do and did before they got this far). They don’t mean well people. Planet lockdown is the endgame… […]

China announces giant pandas no longer endangered because of conservation efforts

Image Credit: Smithsonian’s National Zoo Chinese officials announced that giant pandas are no longer considered an endangered species in the wild. Due to successful conservation efforts, the animals’ population grew to 1,800 and are now considered “vulnerable.” Cui Shuhong, head of the Ministry of Ecology and Environment Department of Nature and Ecology Conservation, said the […]

Biden Announces Partnership With Skynet To Create Army Of Door-To-Door Vaccine Enforcement Robots

Biden Announces Partnership With Skynet To Create Army Of Door-To-Door Vaccine Enforcement Robots WASHINGTON, D.C.—Biden has been hiring door-to-door vaccine evangelists, but as too many people would rather stay home and collect a government paycheck than work for the government and collect a government paycheck, the administration has been having trouble finding enough employees. So, […]

Pentagon announces Nuclear WW3 as it continues to Bully and Antagonize Russia in the Black Sea

    The US says there is an ‘increased potential’ for nuclear conflict with the country’s main enemies because they are stockpiling nuclear weapons. Russia and China have been modernizing and expanding their respective arsenals over the last decade, according to a recently disclosed 2020 report from the Pentagon on nuclear operations. And North Korea […]

Hezbollah Officially Announces Providing Palestinian Resistance with Decisive Intelligence Reports during Al-Quds Sword Battle

July 8, 2021 Hezbollah Deputy Secretary General Sheikh Naim Qassem Hezbollah Deputy Secretary General Sheikh Naim Qassem stated that the Resistance in Lebanon provided the Palestinian resistance factions with decisive intelligence reports during “Al-Quds Sword” battle, adding that this informational coordination changed the course of the confrontation with the Israeli enemy. Sheikh Qassem told Al-Mayadeen […]

Europol announces 13 arrests in police crackdown on Romania-Spain sex trafficking gang

A network of human traffickers who lured victims into prostitution using the so-called ‘lover boy’ method has been broken up by Spanish and Romanian police. Thirteen people were arrested and 16 buildings raided in two crackdowns by the Policía Nacional and Poliția Română, which took place in Spain in February and Romania in June 2021. […]

Poor People’s Campaign announces ‘season of nonviolent direct action’ targeting US Senate

Demonstrators gather for the Moral March on Manchin and McConnell, a rally held by the Poor People’s Campaign, outside the Supreme Court in Washington, D.C. on June 23, 2021. (Photo: Caroline Brehman/CQ-Roll Call, Inc. via Getty Images) The Poor People’s Campaign announced Monday that over the next several weeks, it will hold a series of nonviolent […]

Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents

WASHINGTON, D.C.—To commemorate Biden securing a 16 cent savings on barbecue expenses for every American this year, the U.S. Treasury has announced the minting of a new 16 cent coin featuring Biden’s likeness stamped on them. “This will be an eternal symbol of America’s gratitude for Biden securing such a life-changing amount of savings for […]

Technocracy Rising: World Economic Forum Announces ‘Global Coalition For Digital Safety’

The Internet is headed toward total censorship of “unauthorized” content as well as individuals who consume or produce such content. Once you are identified as “unsafe”, you could be banned from Internet presence, denying access to Email and online accounts. ⁃ TN Editor WEF partners with Big Tech and governments to police Internet, encourage ‘coordinated […]

‘The View’ Announces New Cast Member Donella Trump

NEW YORK, NY—Meghan McCain is out as co-host of The View, but the show’s viewers don’t need to worry: Producers have already announced her replacement, Donella Trump. The show’s first trans woman, Donella Trump is being praised for breaking barriers, and some are saying that viewers can’t wait to hear her “tremendous” thoughts on everything […]

Upping The Ante: Trump Announces He Also Won Elections Of 1860, 1972, 2008

PALM BEACH, FL—Having proved beyond a shadow of doubt that he is the rightful President, Donald Trump has declared that he will at last do what so many pundits and politicians have called for – move on from the terrible, rigged, sad 2020 election. Today, he announced that from now on he will be laser-focused on proving […]

NZ Govt announces ‘First teens, then tots’ for the jab: the thin end of the wedge grows ever wider

As those of us watching have predicted all along, they plan to jab everybody with this experimental injection. We knew this simply because the PM assured us the government has purchased enough of it to give everybody 2 doses. Note you and your children are in fact the experiment. Both the NZ government, and governments […]

As the NZ PM announces approval to jab 12-15 YOs, she openly states the vaxxed can still get covid-19 – are you making any sense of it yet?

Hear Jacinda Adern (and others) speak at the link: https://www.bitchute.com/video/haWSGlYUH2x2/?fbclid=IwAR0sCNHsNXJidjzlSyRS1UcTKhf9lmrbhDRpYBWulZBGkY4gmb1DEi4gxuM Coronavirus Plushie 4049 subscribers New Zealand’s medicines and medical devices safety authority Medsafe has given provisional approval to give the Covid-19 jab to children aged 12-15. In this video, Dr. Peter McCullough explains why giving this jab to children is not only completely unnecessary but […]

Progressive Church Announces New Drag Queen Bible Story Hour

PORTLAND, OR—Local progressive church Sojourners Faith Collective just announced an exciting new “drag queen Bible story hour” which will be held every Sunday at 10 a.m. in place of normal worship.  The new program will include stories such as A Day in the Life of the Serpent, Lucifer’s First Crush, and Polygamy’s Back, Baby! The […]

Trump Announces He Is Building 1,954-Mile Long Trump Hotel Along Southern Border

RIO GRANDE CITY, TX—Trump flew to America’s southern border this week to announce a brand-new Trump hotel unlike anything the world has ever seen. The planned hotel will be almost 2,000 miles long and will be situated right on the southern border. “Yes folks, I’m proud to announce we are building a big, beautiful, golden Trump […]

Prophet Klaus Schwab Announces WEF Plan to Cyberattack World, Create Hunger and Poverty that will Eclipse CV19 THIS Summer

    By sheer cowinkydink, another ransomware attack has taken down operations of another major American industry. This time, the target is America’s largest meat processer, JBS. White House Deputy Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre on Tuesday said that the hacker group behind the attack is “likely based in Russia.” Wednesday morning, in another of a […]

Governor Gavin Newsom Announces He’s Using His Emergency Powers To Wish For More Emergency Powers

Governor Gavin Newsom Announces He’s Using His Emergency Powers To Wish For More Emergency Powers SACRAMENTO, CA—According to sources, California Governor Gavin Newsom was beginning to panic as California’s state of emergency was set to expire on June 15th and, along with it, Newsom’s emergency powers. “Bossing people around with my awesome emergency powers is my only reason […]

Disney Announces New Movie Giving Sympathetic Origin Story To Kamala Harris

BURBANK, CA—After the success of this year’s Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella de Vil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala. To be released next summer, the movie will make the notorious villain and vice president appear in a more sympathetic […]

Biden announces plan to share first 25 million COVID-19 vaccine doses with the world

The US is set to donate an initial 25 million doses of surplus coronavirus vaccines overseas through the United Nations-backed COVAX programme, President Joe Biden has announced. “As long as this pandemic is raging anywhere in the world, the American people will still be vulnerable,” the US leader said in a statement on Thursday. “And […]

Israel Bombs Syria, Attacks Al-Aqsa Mosque And Announces New Settlement Expansion

Although a ceasefire between armed groups in Gaza and Israel has been in place for a little over two weeks, Israel’s war on the Palestinian people has far from ceased. Since the first day of the announced ceasefire, May 21, the Israeli government has continued to attack Palestinians in Jerusalem on a daily basis. Israeli […]

Nickelodeon Announces New Show That Teaches Communism To Kids, ‘Red’s Clues’

BURBANK, CA—After a special sing-along with a drag queen in Blue’s Clues and You, which is a real thing that happened and not satire, Nickelodeon announced today an exciting new show that will teach communism to toddlers, Red’s Clues.  The show will feature a modified version of Blue, Red, who has been brainwashed to support the […]

China Announces Three-Child Limit

China has announced that couples will be permitted to have up to three children in a major policy shift from the existing two-child limit, after recent data showed a dramatic decline in births in the world’s most populous country. “To actively respond to the ageing of the population … a couple can have three children,” […]

Secretary For Kenya’s Atheist Society Announces He’s ‘Found Jesus Christ’, Resigns

The Atheists in Kenya Society, which advocates leftist cultural policies and secularism in the mostly Christian nation, abruptly announced that he has “found Jesus Christ” and, accordingly, resigned from the organization. In a statement posted to the organization’s social media and website, the Atheists in Kenya Society reveals that “regretfully, the Secretary of the Atheists in […]

Victoria’s Labor Government Announces $250 Million for Businesses in Its 7-day Lockdown

Victorian businesses forced to shut during the state’s fourth lockdown will be given a A$250 million lifeline, although there is no support for out-of-pocket workers, the state government announced on Sunday. The $250 million package includes $190 million in $2500 grants for businesses, $40.7 million in $3500 grants for liquor licence and food certificate holders and $20 million for event […]

Scotland Announces Record High Abortions in 2020

Scotland’s department of public health has announced the highest abortion rate since records began in 1968, thanks to a jump in at-home chemical abortions. In 2020, Scotland registered a record 13,815 abortions, which represents a rate of 13.4 abortions per thousand women aged 15 to 44, up from 13.2 the previous year, the Christian Institute […]

Vietnamese Health Ministry announces discovery of a new hybrid UK-India coronavirus variant

A newly-discovered variant of coronavirus has been discovered in Vietnam, the country’s health minister announced on Saturday. Nguyen Thanh Long said the new strain appears to be a hybrid form of the variants that emerged in India and the United Kingdom. Lab tests have again suggested it might spread more easily than the strain of […]

Newsom Announces Sweepstakes Where 5 Lucky Winners Get To Move Out Of California

SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Newsom has announced a lottery sweepstakes where five lucky vaccinated Californians will be allowed to leave California for a better state. Each winner, chosen at random, will get a free U-Haul rental and a nice property in another state of their choice, no questions asked. “Do you want to leave this hellhole? Then […]

Satan Announces Masks Will Still Be Required In Hell

HELL—With the lifting of CDC guidance regarding masks for vaccinated persons, Satan has released a statement assuring the damned that masks will still be required in all levels of hell. In addition to masks, everyone will be forced to wear glasses that fog up instantly and you can never, ever clean them. Masks will only […]

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