Posts Tagged ‘introduces’

Senate introduces John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act

The John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act was recently introduced in the Senate after it passed the House of Representatives by a vote of 219-212 in August. The introduction of the bill is a chance to garner the votes needed to restore the Voting Rights Act of 1965, which was invalidated in the 2013 Shelby […]

France Introduces Bill to Mandate Covid-19 Vaccines for all From January 1st, 2022

The Social Affairs Committee of the French Senate has introduced a bill making the Covid-19 vaccine mandatory for all French citizens from January 1st, 2022. If successful, this would make France the first country in the world to make the jabs compulsory for all citizens. Over the past year, France has introduced strict Covid-19 vaccine mandates including […]

Texas Introduces Express Lanes For Guys In Cowboy Hats Driving Lifted Pickup Trucks Alone

Texas Introduces Express Lanes For Guys In Cowboy Hats Driving Lifted Pickup Trucks Alone AUSTIN, TX—The Texas Department of Transportation confirmed today that in order to help with traffic congestion in major cities and other high-traffic areas, the entire state will have express lanes installed for guys in cowboy hats driving lifted pickup trucks alone. While […]

France Introduces Bill to FORCEFULLY VACCINATE EVERYONE by January 2022

    The Social Affairs Committee of the Senate has introduced a bill that will require mandatory vaccinations against SARS-CoV-2 for all citizens from January 1, 2022. Because the French government has implemented such previous harsh requirements, the drive to become the first country to require vaccination against Covid-19 for all its citizens, could be […]

Target Introduces Progressive New ‘Clump Of Cells’ Registry

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—A spokesperson for Target Corporation announced that the retailer will be discontinuing their popular baby registry service and replacing it with a new “clump of cells” registry.  “Bringing a clump of cells through the birthing canal is an expensive and stressful process, and Target is here to help,” the press release reads. “Let us be […]

McDonald’s Introduces Limited Run Of Finely Aged 1992 Vintage McRibs

CHICAGO IL—It’s been a rough year, but Americans have completely forgotten their troubles with the glorious and completely unexpected return of the McRib. To mark the momentous occasion, McDonald’s is introducing a very limited run of their finest 28-year-aged barbeque pork sandwich, called the McRib Vintage.  “We are proud to offer this very rare culinary […]

Dianne Feinstein Introduces Bill To Require COVID Vaccination In Order To Fly Domestically

The Washington Department of Health is advertising job opportunities for employees to work in quarantine and isolation facilities that will be used to house Americans who are unable to quarantine at home, prompting fears that the program could eventually be used to forcibly detain people. Titled ‘Isolation & Quarantine Team Consultants’ – the job offers […]

Greek Government Introduces New Restrictions Against Unvaccinated Citizens

The Greek government implemented new restrictions on unvaccinated people, including barring anyone without a vaccine pass or a certificate proving recovery from coronavirus from some indoor venues. The new measures, which will last until at least March 31st, came into effect on Monday and will require Greeks to have a vaccine passport or proof of […]

Amazon’s jewish CEO Introduces a Black Rapunzel Who Hates Men

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JUST IN: Ted Cruz Introduces Anti-Vaccine Passport Amendment, Slams CDC Mask Mandate For Vaccinated

July 28, 2021 At today’s Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) called for an amendment to a bill to prohibit US participation in a vaccine passport.,-Slams-CDC-Mask-Mandate-For-Vaccinated:7 If you like our work please consider to donate : Share this: Like this: Like Loading… Source 00

CNN Introduces Premium Subscription Service That Blocks All CNN Programming From View

CNN Introduces Premium Subscription Service That Blocks All CNN Programming From View ATLANTA, GA—CNN has unveiled an exciting new subscription service, CNN+, that blocks all CNN programming from view for the low, low price of $15 per month.  The move is expected to save CNN from bankruptcy, as the highly anticipated feature already has millions […]

Facebook Introduces New ‘Report Post To The White House’ Button

MENLO PARK, CA—As part of an attempt to slow the spread of misinformation on its platform, Facebook has introduced a new “report post to the White House” button. The feature allows you to flag posts for the Biden administration to review for misinformation. Handy for opinions you disagree with, comments critical of the government, and […]

Kentucky Rep. Introduces Bill To Stop Mandatory Vaccines For Military

Following indications that the US Army is set to make COVID vaccinations mandatory for all service members, Kentucky representative Thomas Massie has introduced legislation to block the effort. As we reported yesterday, an Army Times report noted “The Army has directed commands to prepare to administer mandatory COVID-19 vaccines as early as Sept. 1, pending […]

Another State Introduces COVID Vaccine Lottery with $10 Million in Cash Prizes

Four states are currently holding controversial COVID “Vaccine Lotteries”; however, some legislators in Ohio are trying to get theirs cancelled immediately.  Nevertheless, today the State of New Mexico has announced they are offering one for their residents as well. From Newser: Biggest Cash Vaccination Prize Announced New Mexico announces $5M grand prize in its vaccine lottery (Newser) – New […]

Rick Scott Introduces Bill to Ban Vaccine Passports for Domestic Flights

Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) introduced legislation Tuesday to prevent the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) from requiring passengers to present proof they have received a coronavirus vaccine for domestic flights and protect the privacy of personal health information. According to text from the bill, dubbed the “Freedom to Fly Act,” the legislation would “prohibit the Transportation Security Administration […]

CDC Introduces New Anti-Virus Hat For Concerned Liberals To Wear

ATLANTA, GA—Despite getting vaccinated, many concerned liberals want to keep wearing masks to show how concerned they are about fighting the pandemic, despite the masks being completely pointless. To help those liberals out, the CDC has introduced a new article of clothing vaccinated people can wear to let everyone know they’re vaccinated but still really […]

In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset

BILLUND, DENMARK—Hot on the heels of the company’s new “Everyone is Awesome” playset and genderless blocks without male or female connectors, the LEGO group revealed its commemorative Pride Month playset: a new Sodom and Gomorrah set. The entirely flammable, destructible set includes dozens of pagan minifigs plus a bonus Lot and his wife, who is, […]

SpaceX Introduces New Reusable Rockets That Israel And Hamas Can Fire Back And Forth

SpaceX Introduces New Reusable Rockets That Israel And Hamas Can Fire Back And Forth HAWTHORNE, CA—SpaceX announced today that they have completed testing on a revolutionary new, reusable military rocket that Israel and Hamas can keep firing back and forth at one another indefinitely. Shares of SpaceX rose 5% on the announcement. “Our reusable rocket […]

Dungeons And Dragons Introduces New 100-Sided Die For Determining Your Character’s Gender

Dungeons And Dragons Introduces New 100-Sided Die For Determining Your Character’s Gender RENTON, WA—In a bold move for inclusivity, Wizards of the Coast announced today that all copies of the Dungeons & Dragons starter set will include a special D100 for determining your character’s gender. “Not sure if your Half-Orc Paladin is a demiboy or agender? Just […]

Betty McCollum introduces historic bill seeking to end US complicity for Israeli human rights abuses

Representative Betty McCollum (D-MN) introduced today her most comprehensive legislative initiative yet to promote Palestinian rights, the Defending the Human Rights of Palestinian Children and Families Living Under Israeli Military Occupation Act. “U.S. assistance intended for Israel’s security must never be used to violate the human rights of Palestinian children, demolish the homes of Palestinian […]

Local Rabbi Introduces Social Media Star David Portnoy to Tefillin

David Portnoy, founder of Barstool Sports digital media, got more than he bargained for after recently taping one of his popular “One Bite” pizza reviews on Fairfax Blvd. Rabbi Zalmy Fogelman of Village Synagogue approached him, and before Portnoy knew it, he was putting on tefillin for the first time. “While David said he had […]

Dollar Death Knell: IMF Introduces World Currency

Anthony Migchels: “Henry, something big happened last week: the IMF is going to give out loans in SDR. Special Drawing Rights are their currency. By itself, they’re nothing special, but the IMF has always lent in Dollars. That they are going to print their own currency on a large scale, $650 billion, to begin with, is […]

Sesame Street Introduces Karl Marx Muppet

NEW YORK, NY—Sesame Street introduced today a new character: Karl Marx, a muppet who is always ranting about eating the rich, overthrowing the oppressor classes, and seizing the means of production. “The letter of the day is S. S is for ‘seize the means of production,’ kids!” Karl said happily on his debut episode. “Remember […]

Johnson & Johnson Introduces New 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner, Vaccine

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Johnson & Johnson has introduced a new 3-in-1 product that contains shampoo, conditioner, and the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. “Now, you can clean, condition, and vaccinate, all with one handly bottle,” said a Johnson & Johnson representative. “Our product has all the vitamins and minerals you need for a healthy head of hair […]

Sesame Street Introduces ‘Todd’, A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything

Sesame Street Introduces ‘Todd’, A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything QUEENS, NY—In a courageous new episode of Sesame Street, the puppets teach kids about social justice by introducing a new character, Todd– a white male puppet who is blamed for everything wrong in the world. Minutes into the episode, Todd is introducing himself to […]

Brussels introduces new export authorization mechanism to slow Covid-19 vaccine shipments leaving EU, despite British protests

The European Union has told its 27 member states to weigh up whether vaccine exports from their country are “justified,” as Brussels introduces revised criteria on preventing Covid jabs from leaving the economic bloc. Speaking on Wednesday, European Commission Executive Vice-President Valdis Dombrovskis said the EU and its member states would now evaluate, on a […]

New York Democrat introduces bill to teach preteens about condoms, transgenderism, anal sex

A homosexual pride rainbow made out condoms hung on the wall at a Planned Parenthood office Children in New York could be conditioned to accept gender fluidity as young as five years old and receive explicit lessons about sex acts before their teens if newly-introduced Democrat legislation becomes law. The New York Post reports that state Sen. Samra […]

India introduces strict new rules on social media companies in battle on ‘double standards’

The Indian government announced new regulations on social media giants, which will come into force in three months, as part of its campaign to tackle the “double standards” of these companies in removing content. The new measures will impact social media companies, streaming services and online news sites, requiring them to remove content within 24 […]

Coca-Cola introduces new 100% recycled bottle in US, but is it enough?

Image Credit: George Frey/Bloomberg In December 2020, a report found Coca-Cola was the top corporate plastic polluter for the third year in a row, meaning its products were found clogging the most places with the largest amounts of plastic pollution. The company seems to be aiming to clean up its act somewhat this year with […]

#TEXIT: Texas Rep. Introduces Bill Allowing Residents Vote on Seceding From the U.S.

Texas State Rep. Kyle Biedermann introduced a bill on Tuesday allowing Texans to vote on seceding from the USA. House Bill 1359, also known as the Texas Independence Referendum Act, would let residents vote on if the Texas Legislature should create a joint interim committee to create a plan for independence for the state. […]

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