Posts Tagged ‘Toilet’

King Edmund Ironside Was Killed on the Toilet by a Cesspit Assassin

Having ruled England for less than a year, King Edmund is primarily remembered for his unusual death. In one of the most uncomfortable murders in history, legend has it the Anglo-Saxon king was assassinated on the toilet!  Read more Section:  News Weird Facts Read Later  Source

Fart Battles of the He-gassen Handscrolls Brought Toilet Humor to Life

Japanese art is full of surprises, including rowdy depictions of phallic contests, intercourse tournaments, and the unforgettable he-gassen fart battles. Bawdy, boisterous and downright delightful, the he-gassen scrolls first came to Western attention in 2012 when the Daily Mail published an article linking them with Edo-era xenophobia. But, is there any truth to rumors linking […]

The Royal Flush: 2,400-Year-Old Toilet Used by Emperors Unearthed in China

Archaeologists have unearthed the bottom half of a manual flush toilet that dates back 2,400 years in the Yueyang archaeological site in China’s Shaanxi province. Yueyang served as a capital city under multiple ancient Chinese dynasties. It will likely reveal a lot about the eating habits of ancient people by analyzing soil samples taken from […]

Samsung and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation announce new INCINERATION toilet that uses grid power to turn your toilet contents into ash and recycled water

(Natural News) In response to the Reinvent the Toilet Challenge, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation in partnership with Samsung has introduced a new prototype incineration toilet with the capacity to turn feces and urine into ash and recycled water. The Samsung Advanced Institute of Technology (SAIT) started working on the new toilet with Gates’ […]

Dog Scientists Determine Water From Toilet Contains Essential Vitamins Not Found In Water Bowl

PHOENIX, AZ — After collecting data from thousands of toilets across the country, dog scientists have definitively determined that toilet water contains essential nutrients not found in a water bowl. “Water bowls simply do not provide adequate nutrition for the canine community,” said Dr. Hairy Pawter. “For the zinc, phosphorous, and clostridium every dog needs, […]

No Toilet Paper! Do Any of these Ancient Methods Work for You?

Can you imagine waking up in a world with no toilet paper? What would you use? Can you imagine what people did before toilet paper became so ubiquitous? Read more Section:  News History Ancient Traditions Read Later 

Rare First Temple Period Toilet Discovered In Jerusalem

A First Temple-era private toilet has been unearthed in Jerusalem. While in itself the toilet is an exceptionally rare find, surrounding it evidence was unearthed of a rich fruit garden within a “lush” royal residence. The term “toilet humor,” describes a whole set of jokes and puns about the human bodily functions and even extending […]

2,700-Year-Old Toilet Found In Jerusalem Was A Rare Luxury

JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli archaeologists have found a rare ancient toilet in Jerusalem dating back more than 2,700 years, when private bathrooms were a luxury in the holy city, authorities said Tuesday. The Israeli Antiquities Authority said the smooth, carved limestone toilet was found in a rectangular cabin that was part of a sprawling mansion […]

Angel Soft Releases New ‘Devil Hard’ Toilet Paper For Atheists

U.S.—Amid cries from the atheist community for products that are more sensitive to their worldview, Angel Soft® brand toilet paper has announced a brand new line of products specifically for those who know God isn’t real—called “Devil Hard.”  “This is the roughest, most painful toilet paper money can buy,” said company CEO Bob Wipen. “It […]

Man Bitten By Neighbor’s Escaped Python In Toilet In Austria

BERLIN (AP) — A man in Austria was bitten by a 1.6-meter (5 1/4-foot) python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said. The reptile, which apparently escaped from a neighbor’s apartment and may have slithered through the drains, was cleaned and handed back to its owner. The 65-year-old […]

Helle’s Toilet: Three-Person Loo Seat was Unusual Medieval Status Symbol

Helle’s Toilet is the name given to a Medieval toilet seat that was discovered during an archaeological excavation in London. It is most notable for being a rare example of a triple toilet seat. Apart from that, its state of preservation, in spite of its age, is also noteworthy. Although made of wood, Helle’s Toilet […]

Right Wing Round-Up: Down the Toilet

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Groom of the Stool: Was The King’s Toilet Guy The Worst Job Ever?

Some jobs are a dream and others literally stink! But the most stinky job of all, believe it or not, was actually a very powerful position because it put you right next to the king! The Groom of the Stool, a royal position in England, created during the Tudor era, was stinky and powerful. The […]

In the name of "inclusiveness," Starbucks just became America’s public TOILET

(Natural News) Following the mistaken arrest of two black men at one of his company’s Pennsylvania stores back in April, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has announced that he’s going to make things right – by opening up all Starbucks restrooms to anyone and everyone who wants to use them, including non-paying customers. […]

Starbucks Becomes America’s Biggest Toilet

Thousands of people off the streets have begun using the restrooms at Starbucks following an announcement that their toilets are open to all non-paying customers around the country. The new policy was announced by executive chairman Howard Schultz at the Atlantic Council on Thursday. Any and all who wish to use their toilet facilities or […]

Why Western Christian culture is in the toilet, and it isn’t because Hollywood is run by ‘DEM MOOZLUMS’

Why Western Christian culture is in the toilet, and it isn’t because Hollywood is run by ‘DEM MOOZLUMS’ after reading the article, please make sure to watch the video trailer and experience for yourself a small example of the species and scope of the Judaic moral sludge that is injected into the spiritual/moral bloodstream of America […]

What Makes A Toilet Worth $10,000

What’s a smoother bathroom experience worth to you? $200? $500? $750? It turns out that some are spending more than $10,000 on a luxury toilet that has features for before, during and after use. The Neorest 750H by TOTO, a company founded in Japan, sells for a cool $10,200, and has the kinds of features most toilet […]

Forget Toilet Seats – The Most Germ Infested Object In Your Home Is Your Towel

Towels are the most taken-for-granted things in our houses. We use them often and neglect them even more. In most houses, hand towels are shared. Towels are used to ‘cleanse’ our hands and bodies. But we often forget about the sanitation associated with the towels. We often forget that towels need to be cleansed as […]

Who Invented Toilet Paper – Thank Goodness Somebody Did

The 1850s was a golden decade for household cleanliness. It witnessed the birth of both the dishwasher and the washing machine. But neither invention was quite as revolutionary as that of Joseph C. Gayetty of New York City. In an advert in Scientific American, he declared it to be a ‘grand and […]

Flushing out terrorists? French actor rehearsing in train toilet mistaken for attacker

The incident took place on a high-speed TGV train traveling from the southern city of Marseille to Paris on Wednesday, local media reported.   The man, who turned out to be a 35-year-old Parisian actor, decided to rehearse his lines for an audition in the train’s toilet in order not to disturb other passengers. France […]

My Toilet Was Having Problems, Plumber Friend Showed Me Kool-Aid Trick

Let’s face it: cleaning the toilet isn’t a chore that most of us enjoy, but it’s a necessary part of life. As much as we might want to avoid it, we know that the longer we wait, the worse it will be. And we really don’t want to spend any more time scrubbing the porcelain […]

Mainstream media flushes last shred of credibility down the toilet with FAKE NEWS MARATHON over James Comey and Donald Trump

(Natural News) All the mainstream media news you’ve been seeing over the past few days about James Comey and the FBI has been nothing but an organized fake news marathon by the kings of fake news, the mainstream media. As explained by Susan Duclos of All News Pipeline: The establishment media aka the MSM appears […]

This Time We Fight Together

We have been continuously pitted against one another by a rootless international clique, resulting in devastating brothers wars, but we are getting wiser now. Youtube link: Source Article from

There Could Be Some Big Cybersecurity Issues With “Pokémon Go”

As Professor Oak once warned you way back in Pallet Town, it’s dangerous out there. Unless you’ve been living under a Geodude for the past week, you’ll be well aware that the augmented-reality game Pokémon Go is taking over the world, despite not being available for most countries yet. While the somewhat dubious viral stories surrounding Pokémon […]

Iran hopes to join project to produce nuclear fusion power

NEW YORK (AP) — Iran is hoping to join an international project in southern France that hopes to build the first machine to generate significant amounts of energy using nuclear fusion, which is considered a clean, safe and virtually limitless form of nuclear power. Laban Coblentz, spokesman for the ITER project, said a high-level Iranian […]

Dangerous, experimental pneumonia vaccine injected into 2-month old babies and adults after major surgery; contains multiple strains of pneumonia plus aluminum

(NaturalNews) The “proper name” of the pneumonia vaccine is pneumococcal, as printed on the package insert by the manufacturer, along with the list of growth mediums and some very scary processing ingredients, which, for some reason, are not in order of quantity. Wyeth Pharmaceuticals’ version of the super pneumonia jab is called Prevnar, […]

Bangladesh police arrest Islamist militant over gruesome murder of LGBT activists

Law enforcement officers said on Sunday 37-year-old Shariful Islam Shihab had been arrested. He is a member of the Ansarullah Bangla Team (ABT), which is a banned militant group in Bangladesh. He was detained in the southwestern district of the capital Dhaka.   Islam: Not conforming to liberal expectations “We’ve arrested one man in connection with […]

Sugar is as Addictive as Cocaine – Here’s How You Can Kick the Habit

30th April 2016 By Christina Lavers Contributing writer for Wake Up World “Some of the largest companies are now using brain scans to study how we react neurologically to certain foods, especially to sugar. They’ve discovered that the brain lights up for sugar the same way it does for cocaine.” ~ Michael Moss, Salt Sugar Fat: How […]

Ex-UN Asst. Sec-Gen: Turkey’s military slaughter of Kurds is a return to autocracy

     The growing international outcry is sending Ankara a clear message to “reconsider” its military quest against the Kurds. It is causing immense civilian suffering and undermines regional security, former UN Assistant Secretary-General Hans Christof von Sponeck told RT. RT: How do you assess the humanitarian situation in the Turkish southeast, where Ankara is carrying […]

Australia: Court Crushes “Asylum” Policy Challenge

The High Court of Australia has rejected an attempt by a fake asylum seeker from Bangladesh to declare illegal that country’s offshore invader detention center policy. “Human rights” lawyers acting for the invader—who has no claim to asylum under any law, local or international—said the fact that she had been allowed to temporarily enter […]

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