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Public culture today is replete with excuses for why lockdowns had to happen. Seems like more are being generated by the day and hour. Fauci last year started claiming that it had to happen because freezer trucks were filling up with bodies. But that doesn’t fit the timeline, as I’ve shown. The freezer trucks appeared […]
Posts Tagged ‘Toilet’
Oct 2 – The West Circles the Toilet Drain
October 3rd, 2023 
Awake Goy Please send links and comments to [email protected] Please forgive the repetition but mankind’s fate under Satanist (Masonic) Jewish (UN, WEF) world government is to be a broken record playing for eternity to an empty universe. Mike Adams – America’s border war will devolve into guerilla warfare across the streets and towns of the USA We […]
King Edmund Ironside Was Killed on the Toilet by a Cesspit Assassin
March 22nd, 2023 Awake Goy Having ruled England for less than a year, King Edmund is primarily remembered for his unusual death. In one of the most uncomfortable murders in history, legend has it the Anglo-Saxon king was assassinated on the toilet! Read more Section: News Weird Facts Read Later Source Views: 0
Fart Battles of the He-gassen Handscrolls Brought Toilet Humor to Life
February 27th, 2023 Awake Goy Japanese art is full of surprises, including rowdy depictions of phallic contests, intercourse tournaments, and the unforgettable he-gassen fart battles. Bawdy, boisterous and downright delightful, the he-gassen scrolls first came to Western attention in 2012 when the Daily Mail published an article linking them with Edo-era xenophobia. But, is there any truth to rumors linking […]
The Royal Flush: 2,400-Year-Old Toilet Used by Emperors Unearthed in China
February 19th, 2023 Awake Goy Archaeologists have unearthed the bottom half of a manual flush toilet that dates back 2,400 years in the Yueyang archaeological site in China’s Shaanxi province. Yueyang served as a capital city under multiple ancient Chinese dynasties. It will likely reveal a lot about the eating habits of ancient people by analyzing soil samples taken from […]
Samsung and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation announce new INCINERATION toilet that uses grid power to turn your toilet contents into ash and recycled water
September 20th, 2022 Awake Goy (Natural News) In response to the Reinvent the Toilet Challenge, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation in partnership with Samsung has introduced a new prototype incineration toilet with the capacity to turn feces and urine into ash and recycled water. The Samsung Advanced Institute of Technology (SAIT) started working on the new toilet with Gates’ […]
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No Comments »Dog Scientists Determine Water From Toilet Contains Essential Vitamins Not Found In Water Bowl
September 4th, 2022 Awake Goy PHOENIX, AZ — After collecting data from thousands of toilets across the country, dog scientists have definitively determined that toilet water contains essential nutrients not found in a water bowl. “Water bowls simply do not provide adequate nutrition for the canine community,” said Dr. Hairy Pawter. “For the zinc, phosphorous, and clostridium every dog needs, […]
Posted in Health Tags: contains, determine, essential, scientists, Toilet, vitamins, water No Comments »No Toilet Paper! Do Any of these Ancient Methods Work for You?
June 16th, 2022 Awake Goy Can you imagine waking up in a world with no toilet paper? What would you use? Can you imagine what people did before toilet paper became so ubiquitous? Read more Section: News History Ancient Traditions Read Later Views: 0
Rare First Temple Period Toilet Discovered In Jerusalem
October 6th, 2021 Awake Goy A First Temple-era private toilet has been unearthed in Jerusalem. While in itself the toilet is an exceptionally rare find, surrounding it evidence was unearthed of a rich fruit garden within a “lush” royal residence. The term “toilet humor,” describes a whole set of jokes and puns about the human bodily functions and even extending […]
2,700-Year-Old Toilet Found In Jerusalem Was A Rare Luxury
October 6th, 2021 Awake Goy JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli archaeologists have found a rare ancient toilet in Jerusalem dating back more than 2,700 years, when private bathrooms were a luxury in the holy city, authorities said Tuesday. The Israeli Antiquities Authority said the smooth, carved limestone toilet was found in a rectangular cabin that was part of a sprawling mansion […]
Angel Soft Releases New ‘Devil Hard’ Toilet Paper For Atheists
September 9th, 2021 Awake Goy U.S.—Amid cries from the atheist community for products that are more sensitive to their worldview, Angel Soft® brand toilet paper has announced a brand new line of products specifically for those who know God isn’t real—called “Devil Hard.” “This is the roughest, most painful toilet paper money can buy,” said company CEO Bob Wipen. “It […]
Man Bitten By Neighbor’s Escaped Python In Toilet In Austria
July 7th, 2021 Awake Goy BERLIN (AP) — A man in Austria was bitten by a 1.6-meter (5 1/4-foot) python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said. The reptile, which apparently escaped from a neighbor’s apartment and may have slithered through the drains, was cleaned and handed back to its owner. The 65-year-old […]
Helle’s Toilet: Three-Person Loo Seat was Unusual Medieval Status Symbol
February 7th, 2021 Awake Goy Helle’s Toilet is the name given to a Medieval toilet seat that was discovered during an archaeological excavation in London. It is most notable for being a rare example of a triple toilet seat. Apart from that, its state of preservation, in spite of its age, is also noteworthy. Although made of wood, Helle’s Toilet […]
Right Wing Round-Up: Down the Toilet
January 15th, 2021 Awake Goy ALL donations 3X-MATCHED by 12/31 to save our democracy! Every day, the reporters and researchers of Right Wing Watch expose the hateful words and deeds of right-wing leaders and the far-right players who fueled Trump’s rise to power and aim to keep him there. Our work is read daily and used by major media outlets, […]
Groom of the Stool: Was The King’s Toilet Guy The Worst Job Ever?
November 28th, 2020 Awake Goy Some jobs are a dream and others literally stink! But the most stinky job of all, believe it or not, was actually a very powerful position because it put you right next to the king! The Groom of the Stool, a royal position in England, created during the Tudor era, was stinky and powerful. The […]
In the name of "inclusiveness," Starbucks just became America’s public TOILET
May 19th, 2018 Awake Goy (Natural News) Following the mistaken arrest of two black men at one of his company’s Pennsylvania stores back in April, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has announced that he’s going to make things right – by opening up all Starbucks restrooms to anyone and everyone who wants to use them, including non-paying customers. […]
Starbucks Becomes America’s Biggest Toilet
May 13th, 2018 Awake Goy Thousands of people off the streets have begun using the restrooms at Starbucks following an announcement that their toilets are open to all non-paying customers around the country. The new policy was announced by executive chairman Howard Schultz at the Atlantic Council on Thursday. Any and all who wish to use their toilet facilities or […]
Why Western Christian culture is in the toilet, and it isn’t because Hollywood is run by ‘DEM MOOZLUMS’
November 25th, 2017 Awake Goy Why Western Christian culture is in the toilet, and it isn’t because Hollywood is run by ‘DEM MOOZLUMS’ after reading the article, please make sure to watch the video trailer and experience for yourself a small example of the species and scope of the Judaic moral sludge that is injected into the spiritual/moral bloodstream of America […]
Posted in World News Tags: because, christian, Culture, Hollywood, moozlums, Toilet, western No Comments »What Makes A Toilet Worth $10,000
October 3rd, 2017 Awake Goy What’s a smoother bathroom experience worth to you? $200? $500? $750? It turns out that some are spending more than $10,000 on a luxury toilet that has features for before, during and after use. The Neorest 750H by TOTO, a company founded in Japan, sells for a cool $10,200, and has the kinds of features most toilet […]
Forget Toilet Seats – The Most Germ Infested Object In Your Home Is Your Towel
September 17th, 2017 Awake Goy Towels are the most taken-for-granted things in our houses. We use them often and neglect them even more. In most houses, hand towels are shared. Towels are used to ‘cleanse’ our hands and bodies. But we often forget about the sanitation associated with the towels. We often forget that towels need to be cleansed as […]
