FEMALE ANNOUNCER: And now, a sexy Valentine’s Day message from Justin Bieber to you.
JUSTIN BIEBER: Hey, girl. Guess what’s coming up? It’s Valentine’s, and I got a special one planned for just the two of us. Champagne, check. Roses, check.
Oh, look what we got here. Sexy dice. “Fondle butt.” Rules are rules.
Yeah, we’re going to have a sexy time, just you and me, and Taco. All dressed for bedtime, bud? Taco’s crazy. He said he’d be here for a night. Three months later, I’m, like, “Just get used to Taco.”
Now, where were we? Like fancy chocolate? These are all eaten. Taco!
TACO (PLAYED BY BOBBY MOYNIHAN): Uh-oh!
BIEBER: [Pulls out waist of his pants and what appear to be boxers, takes picture with cellphone] Check your email, Hillary Clinton. [Winks]
This Valentine’s Day, it’s gonna be you, me, passion. [Something hits his window] Is that a bird?
This Valentine’s Day is gonna get sexy courtesy of this massage oil. Nope. [Unintelligible]. Well, we’re going to have to make it work, right, Taco?
Well, looks like Taco’s got his toilet out. Guess I better go.
Stay sexy, girl.
Source Article from http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/02/10/justin-bieber-snl-texts-picture-his-penis-hillary-clinton
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