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Cyber Monday is just about here, which means it’s time to zip up that black pleather bodysuit, swallow the deals deals deals pill, and descend upon the Amazon matrix like a sleuthy, price-slashing spider. We’re only going to be spending more time in our hovel during the winter, so outfitting it for cozy movie nights and intimate dinner parties (mostly between us and our Sylvanians) is the move. 

Cyber Monday is a great time to make big and small purchases alike, whether you need new lighting charger cables to stay juiced and b00sted, or a 4K television that’s $200 off. Don’t let our Bottega boots give you the wrong impression, dude—we strike while the iron is hot, and the iron is hot when stuff goes on sale, so we cherish all of the web’s best Cyber Monday deals. We’re gonna get a KitchenAid stand mixer, but we’re gonna wait until it’s $80 off. We’re gonna stuff our drawers with Dickies, but when they can be scored on sale. We’re wrapping our faces in Wayfarers, but not for full price. We’re gonna replace that pair of AirPods that fell into the sewer grate, but we’re waiting till Cyber Monday to add to cart. Why? Because we’re smart, and we hunted down the best deals for you, but also for ourselves.

The best Amazon Cyber Monday deals aren’t just on tech and electronics, but home goods, cooking appliances, fashion, fancy skincare, sex toys, and anything else that has made you think, “Damn, I really ought to be a person who owns one of those before people get suspicious.” Here are our top picks for the best bang for your buck over at Amazon.

The best Amazon Cyber Monday deals on tech and electronics

A sparkling 4K TV

A Playstation 5 bundle that comes with a free copy of Spider-Man 2 (so you can join the rest of humanity in fighting Venom)

A Lenovo laptop for less than 500 bucks (so you’ll have money for ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’)

A portable mini projector for impressing your Netflix ‘n’ chill guest

Apple laptops, smartwatches, and AirPods…

… and Apple MFi-certified charging cables

No more frying your iPhone, Brad. That thing cost you a lot of your goblin coins, and deserves a swift charge by an Apple MFi stamp of approval cable like this one, which is on-sale in a five-pack. 

There’s no better time to get a new speaker

Save BIG on powerful speakers from Marshall, Bose, and more, including the hot gift Marshall Stanmore II, the Dolby Atmos-equipped Echo Studio (Amazon’s competitor to the Sonos One), and a VICE editor-fave Bose speaker.

Save $160 on Dyson vacs that are top-of-the-line suckers

Noise-cancelling earbuds (that won’t fall out of your ears)

Who knew that we had the same ears as Dr. Dre? These noise-cancelling earbuds by Beats are compatible with Apple and Android, and some would say they’re ~better~ made to stay in your ears than AirPods. Plus, they have incredible sound quality and come in chic neutral shades.

Grab a Garmin watch (sexier than a Fitbit, but just as smart)

The Best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on Fashion and Footwear

Men’s and women’s Dickies apparel

Dickies is back, baby! Grab the brand’s signature work pants, coveralls, jackets and more for under $50.

The best Ray-Ban classic sunnies on sale

Lots of Oakley sunglasses are also on sale, so wrap up

Grab Orolay’s viral winter coats

Save big on the internet-famous puffers that are cute, ultra cozy, and more affordable than ever.

A legendary Carhartt t-shirt

While you’re at it, stock up on Calvin Klein underwear

It’s a modern classic because it’s the comfiest, the softest, and lasts forever—and it’s on sale for Cyber Monday.

The Best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on Cookware and Kitchen Goods

Time to upgrade (or start) your Vitamix collection

This cult-favorite chef’s knife

Save big on top-rated coffee makers and espresso machines

The Nespresso Creatista Plus get top marks for being small on countertop footprint and big on capabilities. “It makes the BEST cappuccino ever,” says the top review, and it gets an overall rating of 4.6 out of five stars on Amazon. Plus, it’s 30% off, meaning you save nearly $200. For home barista beginners, try the new L’Or machine, at just $129 right now, it will more than cover your espresso-drink bill within just a couple of months when you start going homemade.

Score Dutch ovens from Lodge for under $100

The best Cyber Monday air fryer deal

Ninja’s air fryers absolutely own TikTok right now, and are under $100 for Cyber Monday.

A KitchenAid stand mixer, aka the GOAT countertop appliance for bakers

What can we say that hasn’t already been said? These things rock, and you’ll save $80.

A gooseneck kettle

There are tons of Fellow Stagg kettle lookalikes on Amazon, but this Bodum model isn’t just aesthetically pleasing; it’s also just $30.

Keep your coffee hot ‘til next Thanksgiving

The best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on wellness, beauty, and skincare 

Cerave’s derm-approved skincare

This starter pack is the perfect gift for your dude-friend who’s just realizing that he should be cleansing and moisturizing.

This super high-tech Oral B toothbrush is half off

The Genius X Limited “has learned from thousands of human brushing behaviors and instantly recognizes your brushing styles” and “gives you daily personal coaching to cover all areas evenly, with the right amount of pressure for the right time.” It has artificial intelligence, for chrissake, and it’s now under $100 for Cyber Monday.

Panasonic’s electric shavers—his and hers are both on sale

And both have a bajillion great reviews.

Sick gift idea: a Theragun-like massager for just $40

That Olaplex stuff people go nuts for

IYKYK.

A wand vibrator with feel-good rumbles for under $25

Sexual wellness products from Cake for 20% off

Genetic tests for you and your dog

They’re both on sale; why not?!

The best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on outdoor gear and fitness

This top-rated home rowing machine

Exercise bikes for every budget

Yep, including a sale on Peloton bikes.

The only kettlebell you’ll ever need

It’s adjustable. Just turn the dial, and you can change your resistance from eight pounds all the way up to 40 pounds on this sturdy black rock, which would make a great addition to our winter home gym set-up.

The best reusable bottle

When we die, cremate us and put us in a Hydro Flask. If you’ve been waiting to grab one when the price drops, now’s the time, folks.

​​The best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on home goods and mattresses

The best Cyber Monday mattress deals

Score big savings on top-rated memory foam mattresses from Nectar, Tuft & Needle, and Zinus.

Casper’s ultra-comfy pillows for less

A giant blanket

Seriously, it’s 10 feet by 10 feet.

Automate your pet care

Take a couple of things off your chore plate by getting an automatic cat feeder and self-cleaning litterbox.

A faux Christmas tree to keep things easy year after year

The pre-lit one is 53% off.

Upgrade your stargazing with this pro telescope for under $200

Click, enjoy, and thank us later.

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The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. This story is being continuously updated to reflect new information and hot deals.

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