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Katie Holmes

We’re all for the Grecian look, but Holmes’ white dress looks more like a bed sheet than something a goddess might wear. The problem is not only the thick cotton material, but also the baggy fit.

New York, June 11th
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Cyndi Lauper

We wish the famous singer had opted for either pants or bottoms in lace, not both. And as for her hair, a red faux hawk doesn’t exactly compliment the outfit.

New York, June 9th
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Laura Osnes

This dress is suffering from rosette overkill. Not only are the embellishments far too big for the dress (and her small stature), but there are too many, bringing the eye downward, not up towards her face.

New York, June 9th
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Milla Jovovich

This is a beautiful bronze satin dress that really compliments Jovovich’s skin tone, but she could have tossed the bizarre baton detail along her clavicle — it’s throwing the look.

Rome, June 5th
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Amanda Seyfried

We love this rich red color on the actress, but the head-to-toe silk material is too much. The long sleeves and long hemline are overpowering her petite figure, while the bow around her neck is so large, it looks sloppy.

Hong Kong, June 6th
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The Saturdays

These outfits look like a mix of something you would see at a Madonna concert and a Star Trek convention. The space-age tops and candy-colored bottoms are distracting.

London, June 9th
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Debra Messing

A LBD can be perfect for any award show, but this is not the right silhouette for the “Smash” actress. The full skirt creates volume in the wrong places, while the deep-V paired with her severe bun make her shoulders look wider than they are.

New York, June 9th
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Anna Kendrick

The mistake the “Pitch Perfect” actress made here was wearing a dress that is simply too busy. Between the two-tone gown, the cut-out and the draping, it’s unclear where to look first.

New York, June 9th
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Poppy Delevigne

A short white dress is perfect for this time of year. However, the effect is lost when there’s too much tulle details.

London, June 10th
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Kaley Cuoco

“The Big Bang Theory” star looks like she is ready to walk down the aisle, not the red carpet. Her poofy white dress with a satin bow and bedazzled detailing, all read bridal — in fact, we think we saw this on a recent episode of “Say Yes to the Dress.”

Beverly Hills, June 10th
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Jessica Chastain

Metallic is very trendy right now, but it’s important to remember how overpowering the color can be. Here, Chastain went for a one-shouldered, ruched gold dress, and all the elements are competing with one another, making for a muddled look.

New York, June 10th
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Rita Ora

Having different color panelling on the side of a dress can be very slimming, but generally it’s best to have darker shades on the outside to create a smoother silhouette. We also wish the Material Girl spokesmodel hadn’t opted for such a short dress with those knee-high gladiator sandals — the focus quickly becomes her thighs.

London, June 12th
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Jennifer Lopez

Tight leather in June. Enough said.

London, June 1st
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Ashley Olsen

Though we love the designer’s East Asian-inspired caftan, it seems a bit too boho for such a staid affair as the Polo Classic. What we can learn, though, is the importance of silhouette. A simple belt would have helped add definition without a trip to the tailor.

Jersey City, June 1st
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Elizabeth and Mary-Kate Olsen

It’s been a hard week for the Olsen sisters. The same idea of shapelessness also struck Mary-Kate and younger sis Lizzie, to an unflattering result. We were almost hard-pressed to find them under all that fabric.

New York, June 3rd
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Linda Evangelista

Busytown isn’t only a fictional town created by children’s author Richard Scarry, it’s also where this supermodel bought her dress. The layering that goes <i>all</i> the way down the length of the garment jars the eye, but also creates an unbalanced effect thanks to the extra volume at the bottom.

New York, June 3rd
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Julie Bowen

There is nothing better than a colored suit on the red carpet, which both seems formal enough for the occasion yet is also completely unexpected. That said, the hue you pick is crucial to it’s success as that will be the main focus. Here the “Modern Family” star went for a bizarre shade (somewhere between lime green and pastel green) which made her ensemble look like a 70s school uniform.

Beverly Hills, May 31st
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Rachel Bilson

A mullet-style dress can be great on a petite woman as it really works to elongate the legs. But here, the “Hart of Dixie” actress made the mistake of choosing a shapeless dress that drags the eye down, creating a sloppy effect.

Los Angeles, May 31st
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Gwen Stefani

Shoulder pads only work when they are the main focus of an outfit. Unfortunately Stefani threw on a pair of harem pants, which competes with that particular detail.

Los Angeles, June 2nd
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Jemima Kirke

Though we adore this “Girls” star for bucking tradition and marching to her own beat, she really should have worn on a slip. A leotard on the red carpet is never okay.

New York, June 3rd
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Olivia Palermo

We expect the fashion plate to push the sartorial envelope, but this time she may have gone a little too far. Palermo is guilty of trying too many trends at once — between the fringed skirt, metallic shoes and lace top, there are too many pieces competing for our attention.

New York, June 3rd
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Florence Welch

Wearing head-to-toe velvet is almost impossible to pull off, as it can often read costume-y. Welch should have opted for a more modern silhouette when wearing this fabric so her look would read more “runway” than “Renaissance Fair.”

London, June 5th
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Chloe Sevigny

The issue with this look is balance. Both the actress’ top and skirt are boxy and voluminous, becoming a lesson in wearable geometry rather than a flattering ensemble

Los Angeles, June 4th
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Kylie Minogue

This shade of pink is blending into the Australian singer’s skin tone and it’s completely washing her out.

London, June 4th
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Rita Ora

An asymmetrical dress can be a flattering way to show skin (and is great if one needs more support than what strapless or spaghetti-strap options can offer). But the effect is lost when one keeps adding tulle details.

London, June 4th
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Vanessa Hudgens

We’re not sure whether to start with the neon hair, bright pink spandex or animal fur hat.

Los Angeles, May 24th
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Marion Cotillard

The problem with Cotillard’s jumpsuit is the volume in her pants. A drop crotch is difficult to pull off as it creates extra bulk and can come across as unflattering.

Cannes, May 24th
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Anna Dello Russo

We love ruffles, but only in moderation. The black and white skirt, major slit and tiny crop top make this ensemble costume-y.

Cap D’Antibes, May 23rd
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Carmen Electra

There’s simply too much going on in this dress. Between the sheer element, lace detailing and diagonal stripes, we’re not sure where to look first.

Vienna, May 25th
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Goldie Hawn

We absolutely adore this bright yellow color on Hawn, but her dress could have benefitted from a belt to help define her waistline.

Cap D’Antibes, May 23rd
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Heidi Klum

The gold and white dress is great for the season, but the ruffle detail is too much for this delicate strapless gown.

Cap D’Antibes, May 23rd
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Khloe Kardashian

Horizontal stripes are notorious for making people appear wider than they actual are, as they draw the eye outward. Instead, vertical stripes (along with a sandal with a lower vamp) would have done the opposite, producing a long, leg-lengthening look.

Los Angeles, May 22nd
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Kelly Osbourne

When wearing metallic colors, it’s important to keep the rest of the look simple. But Osbourne’s purple hair, sparkly tiara and chunky heels are competing for our attention.

Vienna, May 25th
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Laetitia Casta

When wearing feathers on the red carpet it’s important to keep them to a minimum. In this case the excessive plumage was overkill.

Cannes, May 26th
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Lucy Hale

We’re all about cut-outs, but less is more when baring skin. Hale’s short dress is perfect for her petite figure, but her tummy is a little too exposed and too casual for the red carpet.

Los Angeles, May 21st
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Nicole Kidman

Kidman’s red shoes, messy updo and belted midsection are perfection, but the feather detail at the bottom of this gown makes her look like a can-can girl.

Cannes, May 25th
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Portia De Rossi

A voluminous sleeve is almost impossible to pull off as it skews proportions and often looks costume-y. If this dress didn’t have the pouffy arms, it would have been a home run.

Los Angeles, May 23rd
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Rosario Dawson

This gold colored dress is amazing against Dawson’s skin tone, but she loses us with the voluminous sleeves that distract from the sleek silhouette of the gown.

Cannes, May 21st
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Padma Lakshmi

It’s very hard to wear a print on the red carpet as it can be distracting, and that’s what happened to the “Top Chef” host’s look. Not only is the maxi dress very loud, but the belly-button cut-out should be reserved for the beach.

Los Angeles, May 22nd
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Tilda Swinton

A loose-fitting top and pant combo tends to read too casual on the red carpet. Not to mention the head-to-toe sparkles are just too much with Swinton’s platinum locks.

Cannes, May 25th
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Uma Thurman

When wearing a loose jacket, what’s underneath needs to be fitted or else the outfit can turn sloppy.

Cannes, May 22nd
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Rita Ora

This outfit mixes decades — the chunky white platform sandals are an ode to the ’90s while the animal print tracksuit is reminiscent of the early aughts — and none of it belongs in 2013.

London, May 24th
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Madonna

Umm, OK. There’s fur, garters, fishnet stockings and a really exposed bikini line. Which part of that says, “Hey, let’s hit a red carpet!”

Las Vegas, May 19th
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Ke$ha

Oh, hey Ke$ha’s rear end. Showing off this much skin is brave, but it’s also tacky. If you’re going to dare to bare, then reveal an inch or so of your midriff with high-waisted bottoms. That’s enough allure.

Las Vegas, May 19th
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Marion Cotillard

This dress seems to be leaking. The hem can’t decide whether it’s short, long or in-between and it distracts from the French actress’ beautiful face.

Cannes, May 17th
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Alyssa Milano and Avril Lavigne

Alyssa’s outfit is straight out of “The Golden Girls.” She didn’t need the transparent palazzo pants; the dress would’ve been perfect.
A leather dress is a tricky endeavor. Go for a simple silhouette if you’re going to try it, and stick to neutral accessories. 

Las Vegas, May 19th
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Alessandra Ambrosio

The Victoria’s Secret model looks like she’s being choked by chiffon.

New York City, May 20th
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Carly Rae Jepsen

A belly-button sighting is nothing new. But what is dragging behind her? Whatever that is, it’s distracting.

Las Vegas, May 19th
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Melissa George

A leather bra is OK … if you’re en route to an S&M function. If you’re going to show off that much skin, well, you should be at the beach.

New York City, May 15th
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Eva Longoria

If you’re going to choose a neutral shade, choose one that complements your skin tone. This fleshy hue looks like the “Desperate Housewives” actress is in a full body cast.

Cannes, May 17th
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Irina Shayk

A plunging neckline and sheer material is just cheap looking. Especially for a red carpet.

Cannes, May 22nd
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