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February 12th, 2021 
Awake Goy After Exodus 22:4-26
Some of our best laws are here –
If a fire goes forth and finds thorns…
…then congratulate the fire for
living above its expectations and
finding what it needs.
If a man gives his neighbor a donkey
for safekeeping…
I’ve been dreaming of receiving
donkeys with all the trust implied.
I’ve been imagining a safe donkey-shelter
in my backyard for years.
If a person borrows an animal
from his neighbor…
It’s way above the cup of sugar
level to borrow a cow from
Nancy down the street.
You shall not allow a sorceress to live.
All I’ve been doing, for decades,
is allowing sorceresses to live.
If You must, take me now, Oh God
for this transgression. I just really like
the way they can make things disappear.
Whoever lies with an animal shall surely be put to death.
Or at least don’t take video of it.
You know that’s going to get out
and if this is why you were borrowing
an animal to begin with, it’s a real problem.
If you take your neighbor’s garment as security…
…then you are known as Linus
and you are a cherished member
of our shared cultural heritage.
Just, please, return it, along with the
sheep you’ve been borrowing.
There are laws about sharing
coming along. I promise I won’t
leave you out in the cold.
Los Angeles poet Rick Lupert created the Poetry Super Highway (an online publication and resource for poets), and hosted the Cobalt Cafe weekly poetry reading for almost 21 years. He’s authored 25 collections of poetry, including “God Wrestler: A Poem for Every Torah Portion“, “I’m a Jew, Are You” (Jewish themed poems) and “Feeding Holy Cats” (Poetry written while a staff member on the first Birthright Israel trip), and most recently “The Tokyo-Van Nuys Express” (Poems written in Japan – Ain’t Got No Press, August 2020) and edited the anthologies “Ekphrastia Gone Wild”, “A Poet’s Haggadah”, and “The Night Goes on All Night.” He writes the daily web comic “Cat and Banana” with fellow Los Angeles poet Brendan Constantine. He’s widely published and reads his poetry wherever they let him.
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